Funny Jokes about the Sun that will Create Bright Smiles

Are you in the middle of a warm summer, trying to escape the sun, or in the middle of a cold winter dreaming of a sunny day? Either way, these funny jokes about the sun will brighten your day!

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Jokes about the Sun

• Why did the sun not have to go to college? – He already has a million degrees.
• What does the sun say to his kid? – I love you, sun!
• What do pigs say when they stay too long under the sun? – I am bacon.
• Which Marvel supervillain loves being under the sun? – Tan-os.
• Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems? – Because he is always talking about Sum-mer.
• What is the sun’s favorite day of the week? – Sunday, of course!
• What flower can be seen growing on the sun’s surface? – Ultra-Violets.
• What is the sun’s favorite ride at the theme park? – The solar coasters.
• Why is the sun so popular at parties? – Because he is the sunniest.
• Which chocolate bar does the sun like best? – A Milky Way.
• What is the sun’s favorite clothing brand? – Kelvin Klein.
• What is another fancy name for a sun fart? – A solar flare.
• What does the sun say after waking up every morning? – “Rays and shine!”

Sunshine Jokes

• What happened when someone lit a fire from the sun ray? – Everyone was de-lighted.
• How did the trees feel after winter when the sun was shining bright again? – They felt releaved.
• What keeps the sun held up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
• What song do vampires hate? – You are my sunshine!
• What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises? – A shadow.

Jokes about Heat

• How does the sun greet the moon and the earth? – Heat waves.
• What type of relationship do people have with summer? – A love-heat relationship.
• Which is faster, heat or cold? – Heat, because you can catch a cold!
• What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day? – Iced T.
• What came out of the sprinkler during the heat wave? – Steam.

Jokes about Sunburns

• Why does Mercury always need burn ointment? – Because he is always getting sunburnt.
• What will reading sun jokes under the sun make you? – Well red.
• How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn? – Sunblock.
• What is green, white, and red all over? – A sunburnt elf.
• Why didn’t the daughter get a sunburn? – She can’t you see, she is a daughter and not a son.

Sunglass Jokes

• What are hot cups also known as? – Sunglasses.
• Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? – Because her students were so bright!
• What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses? – Slim Shady.
• What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? – Coo man coo. 

Sunscreen jokes

• Why did the banana wear sunscreen? – He didn’t want to peel!
• Why should you start a conversation about sunscreen if it gets boring? – Because it is topical.
• What’s easier than applying sunscreen? – Not going outside.
• Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen? – Because he was a pale-ontologist.
• What happens when baby corn doesn’t wear sunscreen? – He becomes popcorn.

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