Are you in the middle of a warm summer, trying to escape the sun, or in the middle of a cold winter dreaming of a sunny day? Either way, these funny jokes about the sun will brighten your day!
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Jokes about the Sun
- Why did the sun not have to go to college? – He already has a million degrees.
- What does the sun say to his kid? – I love you, sun!
- What do pigs say when they stay too long under the sun? – I am bacon.
- Which Marvel supervillain loves being under the sun? – Tan-os.
- Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems? – Because he is always talking about Sum-mer.
- What is the sun’s favorite day of the week? – Sunday, of course!
- What flower can be seen growing on the sun’s surface? – Ultra-Violets.
- What is the sun’s favorite ride at the theme park? – The solar coasters.
- Why is the sun so popular at parties? – Because he is the sunniest.
- Which chocolate bar does the sun like best? – A Milky Way.
- What is the sun’s favorite clothing brand? – Kelvin Klein.
- What is another fancy name for a sun fart? – A solar flare.
- What does the sun say after waking up every morning? – “Rays and shine!”
Sunshine Jokes
- What happened when someone lit a fire from the sun ray? – Everyone was de-lighted.
- How did the trees feel after winter when the sun was shining bright again? – They felt releaved.
- What keeps the sun held up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
- What song do vampires hate? – You are my sunshine!
- What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises? – A shadow.
Jokes about Heat
- How does the sun greet the moon and the earth? – Heat waves.
- What type of relationship do people have with summer? – A love-heat relationship.
- Which is faster, heat or cold? – Heat, because you can catch a cold!
- What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day? – Iced T.
- What came out of the sprinkler during the heat wave? – Steam.
Jokes about Sunburns
- Why does Mercury always need burn ointment? – Because he is always getting sunburnt.
- What will reading sun jokes under the sun make you? – Well red.
- How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn? – Sunblock.
- What is green, white, and red all over? – A sunburnt elf.
- Why didn’t the daughter get a sunburn? – She can’t you see, she is a daughter and not a son.
Sunglass Jokes
- What are hot cups also known as? – Sunglasses.
- Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? – Because her students were so bright!
- What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses? – Slim Shady.
- What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? – Coo man coo.
Sunscreen jokes
- Why did the banana wear sunscreen? – He didn’t want to peel!
- Why should you start a conversation about sunscreen if it gets boring? – Because it is topical.
- What’s easier than applying sunscreen? – Not going outside.
- Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen? – Because he was a pale-ontologist.
- What happens when baby corn doesn’t wear sunscreen? – He becomes popcorn.
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- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
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- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
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