Funny Jokes about the Sun that will Create Bright Smiles

Are you in the middle of a warm summer, trying to escape the sun, or in the middle of a cold winter, dreaming of a sunny day? Either way, these funny jokes about the sun will brighten your day!

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Jokes about the Sun

These sun jokes are great for a day at the beach or a picnic in the park.

• Why did the sun not have to go to college? – He already has a million degrees.
• What does the sun say to his kid? – I love you, sun!
• What do pigs say when they stay too long under the sun? – I am bacon.
• Which Marvel supervillain loves being under the sun? – Tan-os.
• Why is the sun obsessed with solving math problems? – Because he is always talking about Sum-mer.
• What is the sun’s favorite day of the week? – Sunday, of course!
• What flower can be seen growing on the sun’s surface? – Ultra-Violets.
• What is the sun’s favorite ride at the theme park? – The solar coasters.
• Why is the sun so popular at parties? – Because he is the sunniest.

Which chocolate bar does the sun like best? – A Milky Way.

• What is the sun’s favorite clothing brand? – Kelvin Klein.
• What is another fancy name for a sun fart? – A solar flare.
• What does the sun say after waking up every morning? – “Rays and shine!”
• Why is the sun not very heavy to carry? – Because it is really very light.
• Why should we always look up to the sun for positivity? – He always focuses on the brighter side of life.
• Why is bread similar to the sun? – It rises in the yeast-ern side and sets in the waist-ern side.
• What did the sun say to the cloud when it went on vacation? – “You’ll be mist!”
• What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party? – A light snack!
• What did the sun say to the ice? – You’re gonna have a total meltdown!

• What is the best way to catch a sunbeam? – With a “ray” gun!
• What do you get when the sun god says he’s sorry? – An Apollo-gy
• Why do judges hate going out in the sun? – They like to remain fair.
• What does the sun get with it’s sandwich? – Light mayo.
• Why does everyone love being friends with stars? – Because of their sunny personalities.
• What do scientists who study the sun have? – flare for research.
• What did the Sun name his Kids? – Bright and Early
• How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!
• Why did the sun get a job in the music industry? – Because it wanted to be a shining star!
• What will the sun and his wife be called when they get married? – A match shade in heaven.

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• Why is the sun so egocentric? – He believes that everything revolves around him.
• I wonder what the sun said to the little star? – “Are you my sun?”
• Why is the sun so antisocial? – He thinks he’ll hurt anyone who comes close.
• When a man saw someone insulting the sun, why did he squint? – He now saw the man in a different light.
• Why is the sun always very mad at the clouds? – They just keep throwing shade.
• What is a sun’s favorite song by ‘Queen’? – Another sun bites the dust.’
• What’s the sun’s favorite music genre? Solar pop!
• How do sunflowers greet each other? “Hey there, sunny-side up!”
• Why can you never make the sun stop? – Because he is sun-stoppable.

Sunshine Jokes

• What happened when someone lit a fire from the sun ray? – Everyone was de-lighted.
• How did the trees feel after winter when the sun was shining bright again? – They felt releaved.
• What keeps the sun held up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
• What song do vampires hate? – You are my sunshine!
• What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises? – A shadow.
• When the sun was complimented, what did it say? – “You’re my ray of sunshine too!”
• Why do night owls enjoy breakups? – There ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
• What keeps the sun held up in the sky? – Sunbeams.
• How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? – He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
• Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
• What did the sun say when it reunited with the moon? – “Long time no see, my shining sidekick!”
• You know what really chaps my hide? – Sunshine
• Why did the sun bring a ladder to the beach? – It wanted to climb up the “rays”!
• What did the sun say when it finally retired? “I’m ready to take a permanent “sunset” from work!”
• What did the sun say to the moon during their argument? “You just need to lighten up!”

Jokes about Heat

• How does the sun greet the moon and the earth? – Heat waves.
• What type of relationship do people have with summer? – A love-heat relationship.
• Which is faster, heat or cold? – Heat, because you can catch a cold!
• What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day? – Iced T.
• What came out of the sprinkler during the heat wave? – Steam.
• The inventor of the air conditioner has died. His funeral was attended by thousands of fans. 
• What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet? – ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
• Why celebrities don’t have to worry about the heat? – They have a lot of fans.
• What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during hot weather? – Somersault.
• What kind of waves would a sea on the sun possibly have? – Heat waves.

Jokes about Sunburns

• Why does Mercury always need burn ointment? – Because he is always getting sunburnt.
• What will reading sun jokes under the sun make you? – Well red.
• How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn? – Sunblock.
• What is green, white, and red all over? – A sunburnt elf.
• Why didn’t the daughter get a sunburn? – She can’t you see, she is a daughter and not a son.
• What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun? – They get an orangutan!
• What do you call an orange that spent too much time in the sun? – A tangerine
• What did the sunburn say to the other sunburn? – “Aloe!”

• What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? – A puddle.
• What did Adele say when she needed to treat the sunburn on her back? – “Aloe on the other side.”
• Why didn’t the daughter get a sunburn? – She is a daughter and not a son.
• What do you call a chicken from Kentucky with sunburn? – KFC.
• Why did the sunburn go to school? Because it needed some shade-tion.
• What do you call a librarian with a sunburn? – Well red.

Sunglass Jokes

• What are hot cups also known as? – Sunglasses.
• Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? – Because her students were so bright!
• What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses? – Slim Shady.
• What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? – Coo man coo. 
• Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses? She took a very dim view on things!
• How come Voldemort hates the sun? – Because his sunglasses won’t stay up
• Where does the sun drink from? – Sunglasses!
• Why did the sun bring sunglasses to the party? – Because it was ready to shine!
• What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses? – Slim Shady.

Sunscreen jokes

• Why did the banana wear sunscreen? – He didn’t want to peel!
• Why should you start a conversation about sunscreen if it gets boring? – Because it is topical.
• What’s easier than applying sunscreen? – Not going outside.
• Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen? – Because he was a pale-ontologist.
• What happens when baby corn doesn’t wear sunscreen? – He becomes popcorn.
• What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? Reapply!
• Real men don’t wear sunscreen. They cry at night.
• Why did the pig need sunscreen? – Because he was bacon.
• Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her skin instead of sun screen? She wanted to do summer salts.
• Why do mathematicians always wear sunscreen? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

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