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Egg Puns Guaranteed to Crack You Up

By Jillian | March 7, 2023
Filed under: Jokes for Kids

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Puns can be an eggs-traodinary way to get a smile out of a cranky kid. These egg puns can add something extra to your breakfast.

For more puns check out our camping puns, dog puns, and bee puns.

Egg Puns

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Egg Puns

  • I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
  • Easter is here: it’s do or dye.
  • These eggs are out of this world. Eggstraterrestial.
  • I need a double shot of eggs-presso.
  • A boiled egg for breakfast is really hard to beat.
  • I can be a real practical yolk-er at times.
  • That was an egg-cellent try.
  • Have you done something different with your hair? You look eggs-traordinary!
  • You don’t want to make an egg laugh too hard, it’ll start cracking up.
  • Don’t yolk with me.
  • What an egg-citing day.
  • All of this celebrating is eggs-hausting.
  • I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
  • The eggs decided to leave Europe, so we need to prepare for Breggsit.
  • Police were questioning an egg. He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
  • Yolk’s on you.
  • I’m just yolking.
  • Yolk gotta be kidding.
  • Omelettin’ this slide.
  • He was such an egg head.
  • I’m just eggs-ploding with happiness.
  • She wasn’t eggs-aggerating.
  • He was eggs-tatic.
  • Egg puns are eggs-quisite.
  • That’s all for today yolks.
Egg Puns

Add your favorite egg pun to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • 10,000 Dice Game Rules and Scoring10,000 Dice Game Rules and Scoring
  • Poop Jokes and Poop PunsPoop Jokes and Poop Puns
  • Funny Valentine’s Day Cards – Printable Joke Cards for KidsFunny Valentine’s Day Cards – Printable Joke Cards for Kids

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