24 Plant Puns and Plant Jokes for the Silly Gardener in You

Do you have a house full of plants or a garden full of beautiful blooms? These plant jokes and plant puns will be a perfect match for you love of nature.

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Plant Puns and Plant Jokes

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Plant Jokes

  • What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall? – “You grow, girl!”
  • What’s the fiercest type of flower? – A dandelion.
  • What did the husband say when his wife told him he bought the wrong flowers? – “Oopsie daisy!”
Plant puns and plant jokes
  • What did the big flower say to the little flower? – What’s up, bud?!
  • How do succulents confess their feelings? – “Aloe you vera much!”
  • Where do flowers recharge? – At a power plant.
  • What makes some plants better at math than others? – Square roots.
  • How does a flower whistle? – By using its tulips.
  • What did the flower ask the sad flower? – “Are you doing bouquet?”
  • What did the flower decide to study in college? – STEM.
  • Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? – They know how to nip it in the bud!
Plant Puns and Jokes

Plant Puns

  • She has a violet streak.
  • I love you a lily more each day.
  • I’d never leaf you.
  • Our friendship is unbeleafable.
  • I’m very frond of you.
  • You had me at aloe.
Plant puns and plant jokes
  • OK, Bloomer!
  • If I had a trillium dollars.
  • You are absolutely radishing.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
  • I haven’t botany plants today.
  • Everybody romaine calm.  
  • How are you doing zucchini? I’m vine, thanks for asking.

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