Dogs are awesome. Or should I say pawsome? We adore them so much that we collected some pawsome jokes to keep you all laughing.
Printable Dog Puns
Pawsome Dog Puns That Are Funny And Cute
The puns I’ve collected are perfect for any dog lover. There are puppy puns, puns about pugs, corgies, golden retrievers, and more! There are puns perfect for your doggie’s birthday and even a few hot dog puns for your next bar-be-que.
- I almost kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
- The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.
- Luke, I am your paw-ther!
- That dog is so beautiful that she should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
- I love you, fur real.
- Just need a cup of Earl Greyhound tea every day.
- Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
- The puppy is so famous that the pup-arazzi was following him around all day.
- My pup goes to the paw-ffice with me every day, so he thinks he’s a su-paw-star.
- Whenever I put on a movie at home, my puppy always begs me to make some pupcorn.
- Puppies don’t mind shedding hair all over the living room. That’s why it’s called “fur-niture.”
Dog Birthday Puns
- It’s your birthday! We’re celebrating you today. Don’t terrier self up!
- As you turn one year older, remember anything’s paws-ible, no matter what age you are!
- You’re a whole year older?! That’s mind beagle-ing!
- Happy birthday, let’s hope it’s a Great Day-ne!
- Be-leash me when I say, “Happy birthday to my best fur-end!”
- You ain’t nothing but a pug dog.
- People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant.
- I’m all about the pug life.
- We have to throw out the mattress. We have bed-Pugs.
- Help! We need a pug-boat to tow us to shore!
- Did somebody order a pugkin spice latte? It’s officially my favorite drink at Starbucks now.
- You have the corg-key to my heart.
- Many corgis love to go to the retail market. They wish to get their tails back.
- The little corgi has always wanted to form a rock band with his friend. He was already planning on creating a dis-cor-graphy of his songs
- The gym corgi loves to work on his planks. He is a core-gi
- What does a corgi wear when it is freezing outside? A Corgi-gan.
Golden Retriever Puns
- Something is wrong with my golden retriever. It’s not bringing me any gold.
- What do you call a golden retriever and telephone? A golden receiver
- Don’t bite dachshund that feeds you.
- A cowboy was looking to adopt a dachshund. He got a long little doggie.
- Dachshund through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
- The newest Avenger: Labro-thor.
- I spend all of my free time Labradoodling.
- What’s a dog’s favorite activity to do in school? Lab reports!
- My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
- I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).
- Been overfeeding my dog a bit. Want him to be a little husky.
- What’s the dog breed that is addicted to the internet? The CYBERian husky
Hot Dog Puns
- Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
- The hot dog decided he wanted a new haircut so he went to the barber-cue.
- My dog jumped into the fire pit and turned into a hot dog.
- Out of every single hot dog out there, I pickle you.
- I take a lot of time putting the condiments on my hot dog. I like to relish the moment.
I hope you enjoyed these funny puns about dogs. Add your favorites in the comments.
For more giggly fun, check out these joke books for kids:
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link