93 Chirpy Bird Puns, Bird Jokes, and Bird Riddles with Printable

What kind of bird do you like best? During the winter, I love watching a goose fly overhead. In summer, it’s the little call of the wrens.

These bird puns, bird jokes, and bird riddles are perfect for a day of bird-watching or a trip to your local aviary.

You might also like some of our other bird collections: chicken jokes for kids and duck jokes.

Bird Puns, Bird Jokes and Bird Riddles

Bird Puns for Kids

Bird on the street is that these bird puns for kids are owlsome!

  • Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken? He went cold turkey.
  • Did you hear about the owl with no friends? He was owl by himself.
  • Someone’s been robin the birdfeeder!
  • Happy bird-day to you!
  • Bird on the street is you like bird puns.
  • I bird(heard) you the first time.
  • You have to learn the bird-nacular
  • Bird puns fly right over my head.
  • Toucan play at the game.
  • Toucan do it!

Owl you need is love.

  • Toucan’t touch this!
  • Here’s a toucan of my appreciation.
  • Poultry in motion.
  • That’s hawkward.
  • This present caw-st a fortune.
  • Three shrikes and you’re out.
  • Toucan play at this game.
Bird Puns, Bird Jokes and Bird Riddles
  • I knew a bird that was excluded from the flock. It was fowl play.
  • Wing around the Rosie.
  • You are owlsome.
  • All the birds were getting ready for the royal ceremony. They had packed their bags to leave for Duckingham Palace.
  • Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.
  • Did you know that it’s wrong to breed eels with eagles? It’s eel-eagle.
  • Have some swallows for dinner. They’ll make your meal more digestible.
  • How do birds on a wire start a relationship? They meet online.
  • A duck’s favorite part of the 4th of July is the firequackers.
  • Alright, enough with the wise quacks.

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  • The crow put crow-tons on his soup.
  • A canary in a pastry dish is a tweetie-pie.
  • You’re a chirp off the old block.
  • This is hawkward.
  • I’ve over quail-ified for this job.
  • No egrets.
  • That bird convict will definitely serve pigeon (prison) time.
  • He is im-peck-ablely (impeccably) dressed.
  • Hi Tweetie Pie.
  • You’re so tweet.
  • Season’s Tweetings.
  • Hello, Nice to tweet you.

Bird Jokes for Kids

These bird jokes will quack you up! They’re so funny they should be ill eagle.

  • Why did the teacher punish the little bird during the exam? – Because it was tweeting.
  • How do crows always stick together? – They use a vel-crow.
  • Why didn’t The Eagles like to talk to the press? – They thought they were a bunch of vultures.
  • Why didn’t Mozart like chickens? – Because they run around going ‘Bach Bach’.
  • What subject does a snowy owl excel in? – Owl-gebra.
  • Why did people think my pet bird had a bad attitude? – Because it was a mockingbird.
  • Which birds are always incarcerated? – Jail birds.
  • Why don’t ducks like going to doctors? – They’re a bunch of quacks.
  • What’s the best way to avoid getting bird flu? – Getting emu-nized.
  • Did you hear about the grumpy owl with an upset stomach? – He had irritable owl syndrome.

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  • Why did the pelican need to borrow money after seeing the doctor? – He had a massive bill.
  • Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? – He wanted to make a long-distance caw.
  • Which bird got a position in the church? – The cardinal.
  • What do you call a parrot that flew away? – A polygon.
  • What do you call a sad bird? – A bluebird!
  • What do you call a very rude bird? – A mockingbird!
  • Why couldn’t anyone see the bird? – Because it was in da skies!
  • How did the bird break into the house? – With a crow bar.
  • Which bird makes you laugh? – A comedi-hen.
  • What bird movie won an Oscar? – Lord of the Wings.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? – A firequaker!

  • What is green and pecks on trees? – Woody the Wood Pickle.
  • There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll? – Roosters don’t lay eggs!
  • What do you call a duck that works in a hospital? – Health Quacktitioner!
  • How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter? – They’re both flying information!
  • What is a parrot’s favorite game? – Hide and Speak!
Bird Puns, Bird Jokes and Bird Riddles
  • What do chickens study at university? – Eggonomics!
  • What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? – Fowl weather!
  • What does a cat call a hummingbird? – Fast food.
  • Which bird never needs a haircut? – A bald eagle.
  • Where does the queen of birds reside? – In the Duckingham Palace.
  • What do you call a penguin in the desert? – Lost!
  • How did the egg cross the road? – It scrambled across!
  • Which bird is essential during meals? – A swallow.
  • What do you call an intelligent duck? – A wise quacker.

Which bird seems to be out of breath? – A puffin.

  • What do you call two birds in love? – Tweethearts!
  • What birds spend all their time on their knees? – Birds of prey!
  • What do you call a bird with a black belt? – Steven Seagull.
  • What’s the most popular soap among birds? – Dove.
  • What holiday is observed by all birds? – Feather’s Day!
  • How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? – With its sparrowchute.
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? – Because they don’t know the words.

Bird Riddles with Answers

Riddles are a great way to get kids thinking. These bird riddles with answers are perfect for a moment of thoughtful connection.

  • Riddle: It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on ships cargo, and is not alive. What is it? – Answer: A crane.
  • Riddle: Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow? – Answer: The Ostrich. It’s the only bird that doesn’t fly.
  • Riddle: There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there? – Answer: Just four, in a square formation.
  • Riddle: Ten birds are nestled in a tree. A hunter kills one. How many birds are still up there? – Answer: None. After the gunshot, the other birds would also have taken flight.
  • Riddle: When stars emerge in the night’s embrace, I soar through galaxies with grace. With whispered tales of cosmic lore, who am I in the skies, forevermore? – Answer: A mystical bat.
  • Riddle: I am the bird’s constituent that is not in the air. I’m able to swim in the water yet stay dry. But who am I? – Answer: The shadow.
  • Riddle: If it takes 5 microwaves and 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens? – Answer: 5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
  • Riddle: With wings so bright, I light the sky, in shades of red, orange, and blue, oh my! I soar and glide, a vivid display, who am I, painting colors in my own way? – Answer: A beautiful macaw.
  • Riddle: I am a bird with two wings, yet even though I can fly, I usually like to swim through. I dry off on the ice. Who am I? – Answer: A penguin.
Bird Puns, Bird Jokes and Bird Riddles

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