Cat Jokes and Puns for Kids that Cat Lovers of all Ages will Enjoy

Calling all cat people. These cat jokes for kids are purrfect for anyone who loves cats, even if you don’t have a house full of them at the moment.

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Cat Jokes for Kids

Do you have a cat of your own? Or maybe a kid who loves cats? These cat jokes for kids are perfect for any cat lover.

• Why do cats always get their way? – They are very purr-suasive.
• What color do kittens love the most? – Purrple.
• What do you call a cat who lives at the beach? – Sandy claws.
• What do you call a pile of kittens? – A meow-ntain.
• What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat? – A furr ball.
• What did the cat say after making a bad joke? – “Just kitten!”
• Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? – Because he’s always spotted.
• How does a cat decide what he wants from the store? – He flips through the cat-alog.
• What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? – The whisk-er.
• Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke? – He took it purr-sonally.

Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat? – He can’t stop pushing the paws button.

• What did the cat say when he lost all his money? – Boo-hoo, I’m paw.
• Why was the cat afraid of the tree? – Because of its bark.
• What was the cat’s favorite subject in school? – Hisss-tory.
• What do cats have to do in the morning? – Read the mews-paper.
• What did the alien say to the cat? – “Take me to your litter.”
• How do you know if your Tom cat’s eaten a duck? – He’s got that down in the mouth look.
• What kind of musician do cats like to be? – Purr-cussionists.
• Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator? – To turn “ice” into “mice”
• What kind of kitten works at the hospital? – A first-aid Kit.
• How does a cat sing scales? – Do-re-me-ow.
• What is a well-read cat’s favorite book? – Of Mice and Men

• What kind of sports car does a cat drive? – A Furrari.
• What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week? – Cat-urday.
• Why did the cats ask for a piano? – They wanted to make mew-sic.
• Why was the cat sitting on the computer? – He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
• What’s every kitten’s favorite movie? – The Little Purr-maid.
• What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? – Chocolate mouse.
• Why don’t cats like online shopping? – They prefer cat-alogues.
• What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? – A cat-has-trophy
• What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short? – A bob cat!

Cat Puns

You’ve cat to be kitten me with these cat puns! They’re pawsitively awesome.

• Purr-suasion is key when it comes to convincing a cat!
• That was a cat-astrophe.
• She’s got cat-itude!
• My cat’s favorite book is “The Great Cats-by.”
• Cats’ favorite day of the week is Cat-urday.
• You’ve cat to be kitten me!
• I’m feline fine!
• You’re going to be my feline friend fur-ever!

• Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip!
• Looking good, feline good.
• My cat is going down in hiss-story as the best cat ever.
• Stop fighting! Just hiss and make up.
• Press paws and live in the meow.
• Happy purr-thday!
• I’m a total cat purr-son.
• Pass the paw-pcorn, please.

Cat Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes for kids are catnip around here.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you understand!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my kitten!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catnip. Catnip who? Catnip in the bud, or we’ll be here all day!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw-some to meet you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Furry. Furry who? Furry nice to meet you, too!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Litter. Litter who? Litter be a good joke, I promise!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paw. Paw who? Paw-lease, tell me another cat joke!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hello. Hello who? Hello Kitty!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline fine after hearing your laughter!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws for a moment and observe how graceful cats are!

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