Cat Jokes for Kids that Cat Lovers of all Ages will Enjoy

Calling all cat people. These cat jokes for kids are purrfect for anyone who loves cats, even if you don’t have a house full of them at the moment.

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Cat Jokes for Kids

Why do cats always get their way? – They are very purr-suasive.
What color do kittens love the most? – Purrple.
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach? – Sandy claws.
What do you call a pile of kittens? – A meow-ntain.
What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat? – A furr ball.
What did the cat say after making a bad joke? – “Just kitten!”
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? – Because he’s always spotted.
How does a cat decide what he wants from the store? – He flips through the cat-alog.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? – The whisk-er.
Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke? – He took it purr-sonally.
Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat? – He can’t stop pushing the paws button.
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? – Boo-hoo, I’m paw.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? – Because of its bark.
What was the cat’s favorite subject in school? – Hisss-tory.
What do cats have to do in the morning? – Read the mews-paper.
What did the alien say to the cat? – “Take me to your litter.”
How do you know if your Tom cat’s eaten a duck? – He’s got that down in the mouth look.
What kind of musician do cats like to be? – Purr-cussionists.
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator? – To turn “ice” into “mice”
What kind of kitten works at the hospital? – A first-aid Kit.
How does a cat sing scales? – Do-re-me-ow.

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