Heading out to get in some horse time? We’ve rounded up a really funny list of horse jokes for kids. You can get in a good laugh before heading to the stables or while you’re galloping along together. Do you think the horse will get the joke?
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Funny Horse Jokes
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? – Sherbet.
- Where do horses go when they’re sick? – The horsepital.
- What’s black and white and eats like a horse? – A zebra.
- What kind of bread does a horse eat? – Thoroughbred.
- What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? – A night mare.
- Why do cowboys like to ride horses? – Because they’re too heavy to carry.
- What did the mother horse say to her foal? – It’s pasture bed time!
- Why do most horses look so fit? – Because they’re on a stable diet.
- How much money does a bronco have? – A buck.
- What do you call a horse that lives next door to you? – A neigh-bour.
- What ailment do horses fear most? – Hay Fever.
- What street do horses like to live on? – Main Street.
- What did the horse say after she fell over? – Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up!
- What’s the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride? – The ground.
- What do you feed a race horse? – Fast food.
- Why can’t horses dance? – They have two left feet.
- What did the mare tell her filly after dinner? – “Don’t forget to clear the stable!”
- Where do horses shop? – Old Neigh-vy.
- What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? – A seahorse.
- What is a horse’s favorite sport? – Stable tennis.
- What is a horse’s favorite state? – Neighbraska.
- What do you give a sick horse? – Cough stirrup.
- How long should a horse’s legs be? – Long enough to reach the ground.
- What do you ask a sad horse? – “Why the long face?”
- What do young horses wrap their food in? – Aluminum foal.
- Why did the horse miss the jousting event? – He had the knight off.
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For more giggly fun, check out these books:
- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link