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Funny Horse Jokes to Enjoy While You Gallop Along

By Jillian | October 10, 2022
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Heading out to get in some horse time? We’ve rounded up a really funny list of horse jokes for kids. You can get in a good laugh before heading to the stables or while you’re galloping along together. Do you think the horse will get the joke?

If you have a horstory of interest in horses, you probably like other animals too! We have a bunch of animal jokes: chicken jokes, frog jokes, turtle jokes, and dog jokes.

Horse Jokes

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Funny Horse Jokes

  • What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? – Sherbet.
  • Where do horses go when they’re sick? – The horsepital.
  • What’s black and white and eats like a horse? – A zebra.
  • What kind of bread does a horse eat? – Thoroughbred.
  • What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? – A night mare.
  • Why do cowboys like to ride horses? – Because they’re too heavy to carry.
  • What did the mother horse say to her foal? – It’s pasture bed time!
  • Why do most horses look so fit? – Because they’re on a stable diet.
  • How much money does a bronco have? – A buck.
  • What do you call a horse that lives next door to you? – A neigh-bour.
  • What ailment do horses fear most? – Hay Fever.
  • What street do horses like to live on? – Main Street.
  • What did the horse say after she fell over? – Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up!
  • What’s the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride? – The ground.
  • What do you feed a race horse? – Fast food.
  • Why can’t horses dance? – They have two left feet.
  • What did the mare tell her filly after dinner? – “Don’t forget to clear the stable!”
  • Where do horses shop? – Old Neigh-vy.
  • What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? – A seahorse.
  • What is a horse’s favorite sport? – Stable tennis.
  • What is a horse’s favorite state? – Neighbraska.
  • What do you give a sick horse? – Cough stirrup.
  • How long should a horse’s legs be? – Long enough to reach the ground.
  • What do you ask a sad horse? – “Why the long face?”
  • What do young horses wrap their food in? – Aluminum foal.
  • Why did the horse miss the jousting event? – He had the knight off.
Horse Jokes

Add your favorite horse joke to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • Water Jokes for Kids That the Whole Family Can Dive IntoWater Jokes for Kids That the Whole Family Can Dive Into
  • STARWARS JOKESSTARWARS JOKES
  • MATH JOKES 2MATH JOKES 2

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