Funny Elephant Jokes Perfect for the Circus or the Zoo

With their long trunks and loud roar, elephants can definitely bring us a scare. Use this collection of jokes to bring some fun, excitement, and enjoyment to the sightings of this gentle giant.

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Funny Elephant Jokes Perfect for the Circus or the Zoo

• How do elephants talk to each other? – On the ele-phone!
• Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? – Because they only had one pair of trunks. 
• What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? – Ella font.
• Why are elephants bad dancers? – They have two left feet.
• What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? – Swimming trunks!
• What goes down but never goes up? – An elephant in an elevator.
• What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? – Nothing. It just let out a little whine. 

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• What time is it when you find an elephant in your car? – Time to get a new car.
• Why do elephants need trunks? – Because they don’t have glove compartments.
• When an elephant is bored, what’s it like to do? – Watch elevision.
• What sport will an elephant always beat you at? – Squash.
• What do you do with a blue elephant? – Tell it silly jokes!
• Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? – Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
• What album could an elephant listen to all day long? – Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.
• What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? – The trunk!
• Why do elephants need trunks? – Because they don’t have handbags.
• What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots? – An elephant with chickenpox!
• Why is an elephant large, grey, and all wrinkly? – Because if it was tiny, white, and smooth, it would be an Aspirin.
• What did the elephant want for his birthday? – A trunk full of presents.
• What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? – “I love you a ton!”

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