Funny Bear Jokes for Kids (Includes Printable)

We were on a hike the other day and saw bear claw marks scratched in a tree going up the trunk. It was a fun sighting… until I remembered that meant there was a bear right here at some point. Although it’s still neat, I definitely prefer laughing over these funny bear jokes for kids to any actual bear sightings.

For more joke fun, check out our animal joke collection, horse jokes, elephant jokes, and jokes about dogs.

Bear Jokes for Kids

• Why did Mother Nature make only one Yogi Bear? – Because when she tried to make a second one, she made a Boo-Boo.
• What do teddy bears do all day? – Stuff.
• What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? – Its shadow!
• What do you call a bear in the rain? – A drizzly bear.
• What does a bear with crooked teeth need? – Bear-aces. 
• What was the scary movie the bear refused to watch? – The Bear Witch Project.
• What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? – Peter Panda. 
• Why did the bear quit his second job? – He needed some koala-ty time with his family.
• How do bears travel when they go on vacation? – Bear-o-planes.
• What do you call a bear who practices dentistry? – A molar bear. 
• Why do bears not eat fast food? – Because they can’t catch it!
• Without a fishing rod, how can you catch fish? – With you bear hands.
• When it rains, what do bears do? – They get wet.
• What’s wrong with wrestling with bears? – The pain is unbearable.
• What do polar bears have for lunch? – Ice burger!
• How do you start a teddy bear race? – Ready, teddy, GO!
• Why was the little bear so spoiled? – Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
• How can you tell whether a bear is moving? – They put up a ‘fur sale’ sign up.
• A bear without ears, what would you call it? – A b.
• What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? – Hunny!

Add your favorite bear joke to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link