When I was a kid, my grandpa took me to breakfast right next to a duck pond. He was also pretty goofy. I bet he would have loved hearing a few jokes about ducks as we watched those little guys waddle around.
Thinking about that is making me smile a little bigger when I read these duck jokes and puns. I hope you get an extra giggle as you read them.
Of course, ducks are not the only animals we like to joke about. Check out our animal jokes, frog jokes, jokes about dogs, and chicken jokes.
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Funny Duck Jokes for Kids
- What did the duck detective say to his partner? – Let’s quack this case.
- What do ducks have for lunch? – Soup and quackers.
- What do pre-teen ducks hate? – Voice quacks.
- What do you call two ducks and a cow? – Quackers and milk.
- Why do ducks lay eggs? – They would break if they dropped them.
- Where do sick ducks go? – To the Ductor!
- What kind of TV shows do ducks watch? – Duckumenteries!
- What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole? – Duckamole!
- What did Santa give the duck for Christmas? – A Christmas quacker!
- What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? – “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
- What is a duck’s favorite game? – “Beak-a-boo!”
- What time do ducks get up? – The quack of dawn.
- What do ducks use to fix things around their house? – Duck tape!
- Why did the duck get detention? – He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
- What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs? – It lays scrambled eggs.
- What did the duck eat for a snack? – Salted quackers!
- What do you call a rude duck? – A duck with a quackitute.
- What did the lawyer say to the duck in court? – “I demand an egg-splanation!”
- Ducks love surfing the internet; they use their webbed feet.
- Daddy duck was watching a film called ‘Lord Of The Wings’.
- The ducks couldn’t fly to another country, because they didn’t have the proper duck-uments.
- Good duck on the job interview!
- The drakes were in need of medication as they had an aci-duck stomach.
- I saw a baby duckling in the duck house, I guess she was nest-ling.
- Release the Quacken! (Kraken)
- Ducks cannot handle stressful situations. Unfortunately, they quack under pressure.
- There is a special church for ducks. Birds of Pray.
- The duck was disqualified from the game. Yeah, he fowl played.
- Name that clever duck who could solve all problems. A wise-quacker.
- There were no more clients for the duck doctor. Everyone knew he was a quack!
- Most ducks live in Duckota.
- The rest of Joey’s aviary is so well behaved! He just couldn’t get his ducks in a row.
- You can’t get any information from Spy Duck. He’s a tough nut to quack.
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For more giggly fun, check out these books:
- Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link