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Funny Santa Jokes for Kids (with Printable)

By Jillian | November 29, 2022
Filed under: Jokes for Kids

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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Time to find out who’s been naughty and nice. 

Here are some more jokes about Santa that are definitely funny and nice. You’ll even find some Santa Knock-Knock jokes. 

And to make the holiday even happier, Christmas jokes for kids, reindeer jokes and puns, gingerbread jokes and puns, and elf jokes!

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Funny Santa Jokes for Kids

  • Why is Santa scared of chimneys? – Because he’s claus-trophobic.
  • What do you call Santa’s little helpers? – Subordinate Clauses.
  • Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital? – Because he has private elf care.
  • What does Santa eat for breakfast? – Frosted Flakes.
  • Why does Santa have trouble spelling? – He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
  • Where does Santa stay on vacation? – At a ho-ho-hotel.
  • What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip? – Kringles.
  • What do you call a cat who works for Santa? – Santa Claws.
  • Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs? – Santa Paws.
  • What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together? – Mistle-toast.
  • Why was Santa having money problems? – He was nickel-less.
  • What’s Santa’s favorite kind of roll? – Carols.
  • How can you tell that Santa is real? – You can always sense his presents!
  • What is Santa’s favorite US state to deliver presents? – Idaho-ho-ho!
  • What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? – Freeze a jolly good fellow! 
Santa jokes

Santa Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa body on the roof yet? It’s Christmas Eve!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa Who? Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? That Santa impression definitely needs more work.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
  • Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

Add your favorite Santa joke to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • Printable Tooth Jokes for KidsPrintable Tooth Jokes for Kids
  • 10,000 Dice Game Rules and Scoring10,000 Dice Game Rules and Scoring
  • 55 Fun Family Games to Play With Friends and Family55 Fun Family Games to Play With Friends and Family

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