78 Geography Jokes and Geography Puns for Kids PRINTABLE

Studying geography can be extra exciting when you throw a couple of geography jokes and geography puns into your travel bag.

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Geography Jokes and Geography Puns

Geography Jokes

Toss these geography jokes in with a school lesson or a traveling adventure.

  • What do geographers grow in their gardens? – Compass roses.
  • How do geographers find the person they are going to marry? – They datum.
  • What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water? – The Mississippi River
  • Where do the pianists go for vacation? – Florida Keys
  • What is the smartest state? – Alabama, it has four A’s and one B.
  • What stays in the corner, but travels around the world? – A stamp!
  • Where to pencils come from? – Pennsylvania!
  • How did the geography student drown? – His grades were below C-level.
  • What is smarter, longitude or latitude? – Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot? – The North and South Poles.

  • What is the capital of Washington? – The W!
  • What did Delaware? – Her New Jersey!
  • Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? – Student: I didn’t even know it was sick!
  • What do fish and maps have in common? – They both have scales.
  • What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore
  • What is the fastest country in the world? – Russia
  • What did the sea say to the shore? – Nothing, it just waved!
  • What do you call the little rivers which flow into the Nile? – Juveniles.
  • What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle? – Moose.
  • Which is the pirates favorite country? – Aaarrrgghhentina!

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  • Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols? – Because he’s a legend.
  • Why is it easy to get into Florida? – Because there are so many keys.
  • Why can fish measure distances so well? – Because they have their own scales.
  • What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker? – A cow-tographer!
  • What is the coldest country in the world? – Chile.
  • Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain? – Because they’re afraid of Wales.
  • What is the most expensive city to visit in Spain? – Costa Fortune.
  • In which California city can you find the best dancing? – San Frandisco.
  • What’s in the middle of Paris? – The letter R.
  • What is the smallest state? – Mini-Sota (Minnesota).
Geography Jokes and Geography Puns
  • What U.S. state is best at producing cheese? – Swiss-consin.
  • What is in the center of America? – The letter R.
  • What’s big, furry, white and always points North? – A Polar Bearing.
  • Who was the penguin’s favorite aunt? – Aunt Arctica.
  • What did Tennessee? – The same thing as Arkansas!
  • What do you call someone from Detroit who talks too much? – A Motor-City mouth.
  • What is the biggest pan in the world? – Japan.
  • Why does west longitude need to be cheered up? – Because it is always negative.
  • Which tower couldn’t fit any more people inside? – The I Full Tower

Geography Puns

Let’s spin the globe and let some geography puns roll.

  • Old cartographers never die, they just become legends
  • Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
  • Did you hear about the geography teacher who lost his job? He just couldn’t find his bearings.
  • I tried to make a pun about the ocean, but I couldn’t think of anything shore-to-please.
  • I have a lot of latitude in choosing where I want to travel next.
  • I think I’d make a great tour guide because I’m always on point when it comes to directions.
  • Isn’t the Grand Canyon just Gorges!

I never get tired of geography jokes, they always make me North-worthy.

  • I’m not a fan of using a map, I prefer to globe-trot.
  • Geography puns are always a solid choice.
  • I’m always up to scale new heights when it comes to exploring.
  • I’m all for global warming if it means more time in the sun.
  • You can always count on me to bring some geo-puns to the conversation.
  • My love for geography runs deep…like the Grand Canyon deep.
  • When it comes to puns, I’m on a longitude roll.
  • I’m in my element when I’m cracking geography jokes.
  • I’m getting a latte enjoyment out of these geography puns.
  • These geography puns are so pun-tastic.
  • Let’s take a peak at these geography puns.
  • These geography puns are giving me a mountain of laughs.
Geography Jokes and Geography Puns
  • I’m shore you’ll love these geography puns.
  • These geography puns are really going the distance.
  • Let’s delve into some geography puns, shall we?
  • These geography puns are really elevating my mood.
  • Let’s explore the world of geography puns.
  • These geography puns are making my world go round.
  • I’m China be the best at geography puns.
  • Norway you rather hear about geography puns instead?

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  • I’m Russia-ing to make some more geography puns.
  • Oman, these geography puns are getting out of hand.
  • I’m Asia-king for some more geography jokes.
  • I hope these puns don’t Iceland your mood.
  • Denmark my words, I love geography puns.
  • I’ll Fiji all with these geography jokes.
  • I’m Haiti-ng to hear your best geography pun.
  • Norway I can keep up with these geography puns.
  • You’re a-maize-ing at these geography puns!
  • I’m Brazil-ly on a roll with these geography jokes.

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Geography Jokes and Geography Puns

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