83 Funny Christmas Joke for Kids (Loved by Adults) PRINTABLE

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids (Loved by Adults)

The printable jokes for kids that I’ve been creating for the past few months have been a huge hit around here!

Little M even asked me to stop sending the knock, knock jokes for a few days because the other kids were begging to hear them. (I guess she got tired of the extra attention… funny.) 

How’s your family like them?

Make sure to check out the Christmas Riddles, Christmas Puns, Christmas dog puns and jokes, gingerbread jokes for kids, and candy jokes!

Best Christmas Jokes for Kids

These Christmas jokes for kids are seriously funny and will add a few extra laughs to your holiday.

• Where do snowmen keep their money? — In a snow bank.
• Why is it so cold at Christmas? — Because it’s Decembrrrrr.
• What does one snowman say to the other? — Do you smell carrots?
• What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? — A snowball.
• What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? — “Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”
• Where would you find chili beans? — At the North Pole.
• What do you call a snowman party? — A Snowball.
• Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? –They always drop their needles.
• What’s an elf’s favorite sport? — North Pole-vaulting.
• What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? — Sandy Claws.

Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman? — He’s cool.

• Why is a foot a good Christmas present? — Because it makes a good stocking filler.
• How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? — He refers to his calen-deer.
• What do you call a greedy elf? — Elfish.
• What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? — Snow.
• What does an elf study in school? — The elfabet.
• How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? — Merry Christmas to ewe.

• Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? — It needed to be trimmed.
• Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas? — Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
• What did one Christmas tree say to another? — Lighten up!
• What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
• What did they call the reindeer in a bad mood? — Rude-olph.
• What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? — You get tinselitus.
• What do you get when you cross ice and Christmas? — A cold Christmas!
• What did the T-Rex say when it was Christmas Eve? — Merry T-Rexmas
• How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? — Merry Christmas to ewe.
• What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? — The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Related Post: Elf Jokes for Kids

• How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? — Fleece Navidad!
• In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas? — EVERY year!
• Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? – Because they always drop their needles!
• What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? — Anything you like. He can’t hear you!
• What athlete is warmest in winter? — A long jumper!
• Why do mummies like Christmas so much? — Because of all the wrapping!
• What did the judge say to the angry advent calendar? — Your days are numbered!
• What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat? — A broken drum.
• What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? — Silent Night.

Holiday Jokes about Santa

This set of Santa Jokes will go nicely with a trip to meet Santa.

• What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? — Santa Claus rolling down the hill.
• What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause.
• What goes “oh, oh, oh”? — Santa walking backwards.
• Why does Santa have 3 gardens? — So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.
• What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds? — Looks like rain, dear
• Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? — Because of all the wrapping.
• What did Santa say at the start of the race? — Ready, set, ho ho ho!

What is Santa’s dog’s name? — Santa Paws!

• What do you call a bankrupt Santa? — Saint Nick-el-less.
• What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? — Jolly Ranchers.
• Why does Santa use a chimney? — It soots him.
• What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? — Christmas quackers!
• What does Santa use to measure? — Santameters!
• How did Santa Claus open the front door? — He used a tur-key
• What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? — Hold on for deer life.
• What do you get when Santa becomes a detective? — Santa Clues!
• Why do Santa’s helpers have therapists? — Low elf-esteem.

Jokes about Gingerbread

• What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie sheet.
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? — Because he was feeling crummy.
• Why was the Gingerbread Man robbed? — Because of his dough.
• What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? — Candy canes.
• Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies? — Because they can dunk them!

Reindeer Jokes for Kids

Check out our entire collection of Reindeer Jokes and Reindeer Puns.

• What game do reindeer play at sleepovers? — Truth-or-deer.
• Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa? — They were stalling.
• What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? — Horn-aments.

• Who leads Santa’s sleigh underwater? — Ru-Dolphin!
• Who won he race between Rudolph and Prancer? — Rudolph won by a nose!
• How do you get into Donner’s house? — You ring the “deer”bell.

Jolly Christmas Jokes for Kids

• What kind of bug hates Christmas? — A humbug.
• What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? — Jungle Bells.
• This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up.
• Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin? — Cinder-“elf”-a.
• What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? — Peanut butter and jolly.
• What do elves do after school? — Their gnome work.
• What do you call kids who no longer believe in Santa Claus? — Rebels without a Claus.

Christmas Jokes for Teens

• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? — Frostbite.
• What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes? — Kris Wrinkle.
• Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? — Because he had the drum sticks.
• Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? — He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
• What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? — Jingle smells.

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Who doesn’t love a knock-knock joke? Here are 5 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes… you can get more here Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes.

• Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Hanna.Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is here!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open gifts until Christmas Day.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.

How to use These Christmas Jokes for Kids

There are a few fun ways to use these printable Christmas Jokes. Choose one of these or come up with your own way to use them. Share your idea in the comments!

• Put the jokes in the kids’ lunch boxes. (That’s what I do with all of our jokes for kids.)
• Have the Elf on the Shelf bring a new joke every day.
• Make an advent calendar with jokes.
• Add a cute joke to your Christmas cracker.
• Decide which joke is the best and use it all month!
• Add a joke to each link in a countdown to Christmas chain.
• At a Christmas party, give each guest a joke to share throughout the party.
• Write the joke on a whiteboard in the morning. See who can get the answer first.

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Do you have a Christmas joke for kids to add? Share it in the comment section! 

Merry Christmas! I hope you’ve enjoyed these Christmas Jokes.