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25 Printable Christmas Jokes for Kids

By Jillian | December 5, 2020
Filed under: Jokes for Kids, Kid Activities Tagged: Christmas activities

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The printable jokes for kids that I’ve been creating for the past few months have been a huge hit around here! Little M even asked me to stop sending the knock, knock jokes for a few days because the other kids were begging to hear them. (I guess she got tired of the extra attention… funny.) How has your family liked them?

Make sure to check out the printable winter Sudoku for kids as well!

How to use These Christmas Jokes for Kids

There are a few fun ways to use these printable Christmas Jokes. Choose one of these or come up with your own way to use them. Share your idea in the comments!

  • Put the jokes in the kids’ lunch boxes. (That’s what I do with all of our jokes for kids.)
  • Have the Elf on the Shelf bring a new joke every day.
  • Make an advent calendar with jokes.

Christmas Jokes for Kids! So fun!!!

25 Christmas Jokes for Kids

Click here to print your Christmas Jokes.
  • What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? — Santa Claus rolling down the hill.
  • What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? — “Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?”
  • Where do snowmen keep their money? — In a snow bank.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? — Frostbite.
  • What do you call Santa when he stops moving? — Santa Pause.
  • What kind of bug hates Christmas? — A humbug.
  • Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? — Because of all the wrapping.
  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”? — Santa walking backwards.
  • Why is it so cold at Christmas? — Because it’s Decembrrrrr.
  • This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up.
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? — A cookie sheet.
  • Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Hanna.Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
  • Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? — Because he was feeling crummy.
  • Where would you find chili beans? — At the North Pole.
  • What do you call a snowman party? — A Snowball.
  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens? — So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.
  • What does one snowman say to the other? — Do you smell carrots?
  • Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? — Because he had the drum sticks.
  • What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? — Jungle Bells.
  • Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? — He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
  • What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? — Peanut butter and jolly.
  • What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? — A snowball.
  • Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin? — Cinder-“elf”-a.
  • What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? — Jingle smells.
  • What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when she sees clouds? — Looks like rain, dear

I also found this cute riddle and included it in the printable.

  • What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? — Neither, candles always burn shorter!

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Do you have a Christmas joke for kids to add? Share it in the comment section! 

25 Christmas Jokes for Kids. How fun!

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

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  • Easy Peppermint Playdough and Christmas AccessoriesEasy Peppermint Playdough and Christmas Accessories
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  1. Laurie says

    November 29, 2014 at 8:40 am

    These are super cute, as are the knock knock ones! I teach Art workshops and I almost always read the kids a story too so I can weave these in as comedy relief.

    Reply
  2. Dawn F. says

    November 29, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    I’m so happy to find these! For the last 2 months, I’ve been sending little riddles in my 2nd grader’s lunch box. She is the snack time entertainment so she’ll be glad to get some Christmas themed riddles. Thanks for sharing them!

    Reply
  3. Robert Wahl says

    December 7, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    What do you call Santa when he shaves his beard??
    The Gingerbread man!!!

    Reply
  4. nikki says

    December 8, 2014 at 4:32 am

    We are doing a count down to Christmas with red and green popcycle sticks. After seeing this I wrote a joke on each one so everyday my daughter takes out a popcylce stick and reads a joke. She loves it.

    Reply
    • Jillian says

      December 8, 2014 at 5:37 am

      How fun Nikki! Thanks for the idea.

      Reply
  5. Al says

    December 18, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    What do you call a black, burnt gingerbread? A NINJA bread!

    Reply
  6. Cakesgirl says

    November 12, 2015 at 6:19 pm

    I like when it says Decemberrrr?????

    Reply
  7. Jenny says

    December 1, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Thanks for the jokes! I’m using these with a tear off snowman Christmas countdown for my kids. A joke of the day will help us remember to tear off a strip. I think they are going to love it!

    Reply
  8. Resu Frink says

    December 5, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    They are very helpful. I teach Spanish in middle school and I try to tell some jokes in Spanish–at least some words. Students look forward to this! I am preparing an activity with jokes for 6th graders, and I am using some of the jokes here. Thank you. One of my students´ favorites: “¿Qué dice la leche al azúcar?”– Te veo en el café.

    Feliz Navidad

    Reply
  9. Anusha says

    December 15, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Why do elf go to school?

    To learn the alphabet?
    (elfabet)

    Reply
  10. Brandon Young says

    November 28, 2017 at 10:38 am

    These jokes are amazing!

    Reply
    • Jillian says

      November 28, 2017 at 10:52 am

      YAY!!!

      Reply
      • Bella Gill says

        November 30, 2017 at 10:38 am

        I like these jokes to. But when I told them to my class they did not understand.

        Reply
  11. Bella Gill says

    November 30, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Knock Knock;
    Who’s there;
    Way;
    Way who;
    Way in a manger;

    Reply
  12. Anurag Nautiyal says

    December 10, 2020 at 1:38 am

    Great Job.

    Reply
  13. maisie says

    December 15, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    what did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
    Get out of my face

    Reply

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Add a little HA HA to your HO HO HO this year with these 25 printable Christmas jokes.

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