Car Puns That Will Fuel the Family’s Next Laughing Fit

Are you about to break down? Don’t worry, this collection of car puns will surely fuel your funny bones and drive you to heartfelt laughter.

Drive right through this collection and then make a quick turn toward our car jokes collection! (You might also like our huge Jokes for Kids page, fun car jokes, and poop jokes.

Car Puns

Car Puns

  • A man couldn’t work out how to fasten his seatbelt. Then it suddenly clicked!
  • Kids, I bought the cat a new car. It’s a Cat-illac.
  • If Yoda owned a business, I bet it’d be a…Toy Yoda Dealership.
  • I heard Gordon Ramsey drives a cool car. Must be a Chef-rolet.
  • My car’s favorite meal of the day is…Brake-fast.
  • Couldn’t car less!
  • You can run but you can’t ride!
  • My friend’s car was broke he could not a-Ford to fix it.
  • When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
  • After having an accident on the car’s rug, the puppy was stripped of his car-pet privileges.
  • He installs ignitions in cars. He’s a real self-starter.
  • Car puns are exhausting.

Driving Puns

  • Someone complimented me on my driving the other day. Left a note on the windscreen; Parking Fine!
  • My daughter had her 6th driving test yesterday. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way.
  • I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
  • People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t. I would steer clear.
  • A man drove his expensive car into a tree…And found out how the Mercedes bends.
  • My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
  • My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

Racing Puns

  • I watched a documentary about car racing, but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought. Too many spoilers.
  • I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving…It was a Jag war.
  • Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
  • It’s not called driving with a mask on. It’s Mask Car Racing.
  • Did you hear about the gardener who got lost during a race? Apparently, she took the wrong route.
Car Puns

Race Car Puns

  • I like to race electric cars in my free time. I’m an e-racer.
  • I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often I said no, the cars are much faster.
  • Shopping at Costco or Sam’s club is like driving a race car. You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
  • Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells “race?” Dad responds “Hispanic!”
  • AMD and Nvidia should get into the race car business. Well, I mean they already have the drivers.

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