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18 Really Funny Math Jokes for Kids, Parents, and Teachers

By Jillian | July 30, 2021
Filed under: Jokes for Kids Tagged: School Age

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At our house math is HUGE. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “Mom, give me a math problem.”

Even though math is not my favorite subject, I’ve had a lot of fun providing math activities that push them just a little further then they’ve gone before.

I had a feeling these funny math jokes for kids would be a big hit with the kids (and Hubby)… I was right. 🙂

Are you a math-loving family?

Do you have a collection of jokes about math? Share them in the comments! I find the best jokes in the comments of my jokes posts. Then head over and check out school jokes, riddles about school, fall riddles and animal jokes.

18 really funny math jokes for kids

18 Really Funny Math Jokes for Kids

Get your printable math jokes here.

  • What did zero say to eight? – Nice belt.
  • Why was the math book sad? – Because it had too many problems.
  • What did the triangle say to the circle? – You’re pointless.
  • What’s the king of the pencil case? – The ruler.
  • I hired a man to do 8 odd-jobs for me. – He only did jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.
  • Why are circles so hot? – Because they are 360 degrees.
  • What tool do you use for math? – MultiPLIERS.
  • Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner? Because they already 8!

If your kids love these math jokes they might also like riddles. Check out these printable riddles for kids (with answers).

  • What is a math teacher’s favorite season? – SUMmer.
  • How do you make one vanish? – Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone.
  • What would you get if you crossed a dog and a calculator? – A friend you can count on.
  • How did the student get the answer to ten minus ten? – He zeroed in on it.
  • How did the little kids like learning addition? – They thought it was a real plus.
  • What is an insects favorite subject at school? – MOTHematics.
  • Why was the student doing multiplication on the floor? – He was told not to use tables.
  • Which king loved fractions? – Henry the 1/8.
  • Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? – Because it is never right.
  • What do you eat during math class? – Pumpkin PI.
18 really funny math jokes for kids

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7 year olds.
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Add your favorite jokes about math in the comment section.

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  1. Tina says

    August 7, 2015 at 10:47 am

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

    Reply
    • Moosie says

      December 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm

      After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

      “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

      “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

      Submitted by Norie Bloom, 
Honolulu, Hawaii

      Reply
    • Stevene Ernest Scott says

      February 9, 2022 at 3:20 pm

      Do you know WHY 7 8 9? You ARE supposed to have 3 squared a day.

      Reply
  2. Melinda says

    August 8, 2015 at 6:51 am

    Why wouldn’t the man eat 288 eggs?
    Because it was two gross.

    Reply
  3. Hannah says

    October 15, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    Dear math,

    Grow up and solve your own problems

    Reply
    • issabelle says

      April 3, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      yeaaaaaaa good joke

      Reply
  4. Kimberly Ball says

    March 1, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    Why did 1/5 see a therapist? He was 2/10!

    Reply
  5. Jennifer Stark says

    June 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm

    Where should you go when you’re cold? To to corner, because it’s 90 degrees!

    What did the acorn say when it grew up? “Gee, I’m a tree!” (Geometry)

    What did the mathematician say when she lost her pet parrot? “Polygon”

    How is Math like dating? In order to “function” successfully, you shouldn’t repeat your x-es 🙂

    Reply
  6. the noah says

    July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    “who is the roundest person at king arthur’s table?”
    Circumference.
    “he ate to much Pi”

    Reply
  7. Rachel says

    July 22, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking us to find your x, she is not coming back. We don’t know y either.

    Reply
  8. Chip says

    August 31, 2016 at 9:22 pm

    Fantastic! Thanks, I shared these with my ESL students, they love ’em!

    Reply
  9. Kaydence says

    September 16, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    My favorite math joke is: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!!!!????

    Reply
    • Laura Hayes says

      November 10, 2017 at 2:47 am

      Why did 7 eat 9? Because you supposed to have 3 squared meals a day.

      Reply
  10. Marilyn says

    October 30, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    What did the real number say to Pi? You are being irrational!

    Reply
    • Skeleton 111 says

      November 5, 2016 at 9:01 am

      How do you make a skeleton laugh in maths
      Tickle its funny bone

      Reply
  11. Shannon says

    December 6, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate (eight ) nine.

    Reply
  12. math jokes says

    January 28, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Q.) What do you call math friends?
    A.) Algebros
    #math jokes for kids

    Reply
  13. Francesca Bonsignori says

    March 18, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    Thank you soooo much!

    Reply
  14. munchkin says

    September 2, 2021 at 3:53 pm

    Wow, so many math jokes in comments section too. My favourite is. Why is 6 afaird of 7 and pi is being irrational. 😁

    Reply
  15. Sarah says

    February 21, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    Why did the man exchange his dog for an abacus?
    Because he could always count on it!

    Reply
  16. Ben says

    April 24, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    75% of the people do really well in math. It’s the other half you have to worry about.

    Reply

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