At our house math is HUGE. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “Mom, give me a math problem.” Even though math is not my favorite subject, I’ve had a lot of fun providing math activities that push them just a little further then they’ve gone before.

I had a feeling these math jokes would be a big hit with the kids (and Hubby)… I was right. 🙂 Are you a math loving family? Do you know any math jokes or school jokes? Share them in the comments! I find the best jokes in the comments of my jokes posts.

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## 18 Really Funny Math Jokes for Kids

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- What did zero say to eight? – Nice belt.
- Why was the math book sad? – Because it had too many problems.
- Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner? Because they already 8!
- I hired a man to do 8 odd-jobs for me. – He only did jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.
- What did the triangle say to the circle? – You’re pointless.
- Why are circles so hot? – Because they are 360 degrees.
- What’s the king of the pencil case? –
- What tool do you use for math? – MultiPLIERS.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite season? – SUMmer.
- How do you make one vanish? – Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone.
- What would you get if you crossed a dog and a calculator? – A friend you can count on.
- How did the student get the answer to ten minus ten? – He zeroed in on it.
- How did the little kids like learning addition? – They thought it was a real plus.
- What is an insects favorite subject at school? – MOTHematics.
- Why was the student doing multiplication on the floor? – He was told not to use tables.
- Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? – Because it is never right.
- Which king loved fractions? – Henry the 1/8.
- What do you eat during math class? – Pumpkin PI.

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Tina says

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

Moosie says

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

Submitted by Norie Bloom, Honolulu, Hawaii

Melinda says

Why wouldn’t the man eat 288 eggs?

Because it was two gross.

Hannah says

Dear math,

Grow up and solve your own problems

issabelle says

yeaaaaaaa good joke

Kimberly Ball says

Why did 1/5 see a therapist? He was 2/10!

Jennifer Stark says

Where should you go when you’re cold? To to corner, because it’s 90 degrees!

What did the acorn say when it grew up? “Gee, I’m a tree!” (Geometry)

What did the mathematician say when she lost her pet parrot? “Polygon”

How is Math like dating? In order to “function” successfully, you shouldn’t repeat your x-es 🙂

the noah says

“who is the roundest person at king arthur’s table?”

Circumference.

“he ate to much Pi”

Rachel says

Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x, she is not coming back. We don’t know y either.

Chip says

Fantastic! Thanks, I shared these with my ESL students, they love ’em!

Kaydence says

My favorite math joke is: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!!!!????

Marilyn says

What did the real number say to Pi? You are being irrational!

Skeleton 111 says

How do you make a skeleton laugh in maths

Tickle its funny bone

Shannon says

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate (eight ) nine.

math jokes says

Q.) What do you call math friends?

A.) Algebros

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