At our house math is HUGE. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “Mom, give me a math problem.”
Even though math is not my favorite subject, I’ve had a lot of fun providing math activities that push them just a little further then they’ve gone before.
I had a feeling these funny math jokes for kids would be a big hit with the kids (and Hubby)… I was right. 🙂
Are you a math-loving family?
Do you have a collection of jokes about math or school jokes? Share them in the comments! I find the best jokes in the comments of my jokes posts.
18 Really Funny Math Jokes for Kids
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- What did zero say to eight? – Nice belt.
- Why was the math book sad? – Because it had too many problems.
- I hired a man to do 8 odd-jobs for me. – He only did jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.
- What did the triangle say to the circle? – You’re pointless.
- Why are circles so hot? – Because they are 360 degrees.
- What’s the king of the pencil case? – The ruler.
- What tool do you use for math? – MultiPLIERS.
- Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner? Because they already 8!
If your kids love these math jokes they might also like riddles. Check out these printable riddles for kids (with answers).
- What is a math teacher’s favorite season? – SUMmer.
- How do you make one vanish? – Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone.
- What would you get if you crossed a dog and a calculator? – A friend you can count on.
- How did the student get the answer to ten minus ten? – He zeroed in on it.
- How did the little kids like learning addition? – They thought it was a real plus.
- What is an insects favorite subject at school? – MOTHematics.
- Why was the student doing multiplication on the floor? – He was told not to use tables.
- Which king loved fractions? – Henry the 1/8.
- Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? – Because it is never right.
- What do you eat during math class? – Pumpkin PI.
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Tina says
August 7, 2015 at 10:47 amWhy was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9
Moosie says
December 3, 2016 at 7:25 pmAfter a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Submitted by Norie Bloom, Honolulu, Hawaii
Melinda says
August 8, 2015 at 6:51 amWhy wouldn’t the man eat 288 eggs?
Because it was two gross.
Hannah says
October 15, 2015 at 3:18 pmDear math,
Grow up and solve your own problems
issabelle says
April 3, 2016 at 1:16 pmyeaaaaaaa good joke
Kimberly Ball says
March 1, 2016 at 8:09 pmWhy did 1/5 see a therapist? He was 2/10!
Jennifer Stark says
June 17, 2016 at 5:44 pmWhere should you go when you’re cold? To to corner, because it’s 90 degrees!
What did the acorn say when it grew up? “Gee, I’m a tree!” (Geometry)
What did the mathematician say when she lost her pet parrot? “Polygon”
How is Math like dating? In order to “function” successfully, you shouldn’t repeat your x-es 🙂
the noah says
July 1, 2016 at 1:31 pm“who is the roundest person at king arthur’s table?”
Circumference.
“he ate to much Pi”
Rachel says
July 22, 2016 at 9:44 pmDear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your x, she is not coming back. We don’t know y either.
Chip says
August 31, 2016 at 9:22 pmFantastic! Thanks, I shared these with my ESL students, they love ’em!
Kaydence says
September 16, 2016 at 2:17 pmMy favorite math joke is: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate (8) 9!!!!????
Laura Hayes says
November 10, 2017 at 2:47 amWhy did 7 eat 9? Because you supposed to have 3 squared meals a day.
Marilyn says
October 30, 2016 at 3:37 pmWhat did the real number say to Pi? You are being irrational!
Skeleton 111 says
November 5, 2016 at 9:01 amHow do you make a skeleton laugh in maths
Tickle its funny bone
Shannon says
December 6, 2016 at 5:07 pmWhy was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate (eight ) nine.
math jokes says
January 28, 2017 at 4:56 pmQ.) What do you call math friends?
A.) Algebros
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