28 Funny February Jokes for Kids and Adults PRINTABLE

Spread laughter and love with these funny February Jokes. This month might be short, but it doesn’t need to be short on giggles.

You might also like our Winter Jokes and January Jokes.

February Jokes

You’ll be laughing all through the month with these February jokes for kids.

What’s the best outfit for February 2nd? – A tu-tu.
Can February march? – No, but April may.
What did the florist say to the man shocked by February’s rose prices? – Are you bouquet, sir?
Why don’t leap years ever get invited to parties? – Because they only show up once every four years.
Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree? – Because he needed a little axe-ercise!
Where do you find love in a grocery store? – “Aisle B… there for you.”
How do you compliment a violet? – You tell it, ‘You’re my best bud.’
What should you wear on February 29th to stay safe? – Jumpsuits!

Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? – Yes, February 14th.
What month is the best for coffee? – Feb-brew-ary
What is a frog’s favorite month? – February. It has a Leap Year.
What month gets the worst grades? – F-ebruary
What do you tell a pig on February 14? – “Happy Valen-swine’s Day!”
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory? – He took a few days off in February.
What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine’s Day in South Korea? – Seoul-mates!

What is a ghost’s favorite month? – Fe BOO uary.
Why should you eat pork sausage on February 2nd? – Because it is ground hog day.
What’s a gardener’s least favorite month? – Feb-rootry (February)!
Why did February’s Valentine break up with it? – Because it was too short and moody.
What do you do at the end of the last day of February? – You March on!
What is the best month to tell a lie? – It’s Fib-ruary!
What does someone’s tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th? – Rest in Pisces

How do you make a Valentine’s Day card for a cactus? – Very carefully—it’s a prickly situation!
What’s a musician’s favorite type of candy in February? – A Hershey’s “Kiss”
What did the calendar say to February? – You’re looking a little short this year!
Why is February the worst month to try and quit bread? – Because it’s got the shortest loaf.
Why do people talk less in February? – Because there are only 28 days.
Why did the amethyst go to school? – Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
What do you call a ghost in the winter? – Casp-brrr.

Print these February jokes now, and you’ll have a joke for every day of the month!