28 Funny February Jokes for Kids and Adults PRINTABLE

Spread laughter and love with these funny February Jokes. This month might be short, but it doesn’t need to be short on giggles.

You might also like our Winter Jokes and January Jokes.

February Jokes

You’ll be laughing all through the month with these February jokes for kids.

When is the best outfit for February 2nd? – A tu-tu.
Can February march? – No, but April may.
What did the florist say to the man who saw the cost of roses in February? – Are you bouquet sir?
Why do crawfish avoid getting into fights in February? – They don’t want to end up in hot water!
What do you call a fuddy-duddy born at the beginning of February? – An Asquareius!
Where do you find love in a grocery store? – “Aisle B… there for you.”
How do you put a flower in the friend zone? – You tell it, ‘You’re my best bud.’
What should you wear on February 29th to stay safe? – Jumpsuits!

Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? – Yes, February 14th.
What month is the best for coffee? – Feb-brew-ary
What is a frog’s favourite month? – February. It has a Leap Year.
What month gets the worst grades? – F-ebruary
What do you tell a pig on February 14? – “Happy Valen-swine’s Day!”
What do you call a bear with no teeth in February? – A gummy bear!
What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine’s Day in South Korea? – Seoul-mates!

What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? – February 14th
Why should you eat pork sausage on February 2nd? – Because it is ground hog day.
What’s a gardener’s least favorite month? – Feb-rootry (February)!
Why did February get dumped? – Because it was too short-tempered.
What do you do at the end of the last day of February? – You March on!
Why can you trust no one in the second month of the year? – It’s Fib-ruary!
What does someone’s tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th? – Rest in Pisces

How do you make a Valentine’s Day card for a cactus? – You have to be careful, it’s a “prickly” situation in February!
What’s a musician’s favorite type of candy in February? – A Hershey’s “Kiss”
What did the calendar say to February? – You’re looking a little short this year!
Why is February the worst month to try and quit bread? – Because it’s got the shortest loaf.
Why do people talk less in February? – Cause there’s only 28 days

Print these February jokes now, and you’ll have a joke for every day of the month!