31 Funny March Jokes for Kids and Adults PRINTABLE

A full month of jokes just for you! These March jokes are perfect for kids and adults. You can share a laugh as you welcome the spring months.

March Jokes for Kids

March into spring with these funny March jokes!

Why is everyone so tired on April 1? – Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March.
What do you say at the funeral of someone who was born between February 19th and March 20th? – Rest in Pisces, dear friend!
Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline? – It’s spring-time.
What falls during March but never gets hurt? – The rain.
When does pest control get the post calls? – When the ants are on the March.
What do trumpet players in a spring parade do? – March

Why was the sports fan acting so crazy? – He had March madness!
How is a clock like a frog in March? – They both spring ahead!
How do you know that March’s worm moon has gotten enough to eat? – It’s full!
What did the librarian say to the unruly book on Read Across America Day? – Check your shelf!
What do you call a cherry blossom tree that loses its leaves in the fall and regrows them in the spring? – A nevergreen!
Why are oak trees so forgiving? – Every March they “turn over a new leaf”.
What March flowers grow on faces? – Tulips
Does February like March? – No, but April May.
Why is it easy to prank someone born on 31 March on April’s Fool’s Day? – Because they were literally born yesterday.

What happened to Julius Cesar on the Ides of March? – He became the holey Roman emperor.
What did the lazy non-thinker say on the 15 March? – Beware the Ideas of March.
Did you hear about the gardener who didn’t know it was March? – She hadn’t botany plants yet!
What did the landscaper say to the grass on the first day of March? – I love you mower than you know!
What is a soldier’s least favorite day? – March Fourth.
Why did the girl learn the trumpet in February? – Because she wanted to be in the March-ing band.
What did May say to March after being accused of stealing? – Ju-ly.

Which type of bow can’t be tied in March? – A rainbow.
Why was the asylum so busy after February? – Because there was so March madness.
What did the gardener say to the small man who started hanging out in her garden in March? – Excuse me, do I gnome you?
What group of people love March? – Bands.
Who doesn’t love march? Soldiers.
What do March, April have in common? – The third letter is R.
Why did twitter start in March? – Because birds love to tweet.
What do you call a big hairy gorilla in March? – A gorilla.

Print out these March jokes and use one every day this month. Add it to a lunch box or leave it on a co-worker’s desk.