Farm Animal Jokes Your Little Farmer Will Love

Yay for farm animals! Just like everything else around here, when we love something, we collect jokes about them. These farm animal jokes are perfect for a trip to the farm or a farm animal lesson.

Farm Animal Jokes

• What does every horse and rider do at the same time? – Grow old.
• Where do bad pigs go? – They get sent to the pen.
• Why are cats afraid of trees? – Because of their bark.
• How do you get your dog to stop barking in the front yard? – Put him in the backyard.
• What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping? – Put it on my bill, please.
• What do you get if you cross rabbits and termites? – Bugs bunnies.

Horse Jokes

Check out our entire horse joke collection.

• What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? – Sherbet.
• Where do horses go when they’re sick? – The horsepital.
• What’s black and white and eats like a horse? – A zebra.
• What kind of bread does a horse eat? – Thoroughbred.
• What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? – A nightmare.

Chicken Jokes

You’ll probably want to read all of the chicken jokes.

• What day do chickens hate most? – Fry-day! 
• Why did the chicken join the band? – Because he had the drumsticks.
• What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? – An alarm cluck.
• What is the most musical part of a chicken? – The drumstick.
• Who takes care of chickens? – The chicken tender.

Duck Jokes

• What did the duck detective say to his partner? – Let’s quack this case.
• What do ducks have for lunch? – Soup and quackers.
• What do pre-teen ducks hate? – Voice quacks.
• What do you call two ducks and a cow? – Quackers and milk.
• Why do ducks lay eggs? – They would break if they dropped them.

Cow Jokes

• Why did the two cows not like each other? – They had beef.
• How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.
• What happens when you try talking to a cow? – Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
• Where do cows eat lunch? – In the calfeteria.
• What did one dairy cow say to the other? – Got milk?

Goat Jokes

• What did the kid want so he would look hip? – A goatee.
• Why was the goat so embarrassed? – She saw the ranch dressing.
• What did the balding ram say as he looked in the mirror? – I wish I had mohair.
• What did grandpa ram tell the kids around the campfire? – Spooky goat stories.
• What did the kid goat want to be when she grew up? – A baa-lerina.

Pig Jokes

• What do you call a laundromat for pigs? – Hogwash.
• What do you call a pig thief? – A hamburglar.
• Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? – They always squeal.
• How do pigs get to the hospital? – In ham-bulances.
• How do pigs write top-secret messages? – With invisible oink!

Rooster Jokes

• Why do young roosters act like their dads? – Like feather, like son.
• What do pessimistic roosters say? – Cock-a-doodle-don’t!
• What do roosters call a group of chickens all clucking in unison? – A musical hen-semble.
• Why can’t a rooster ever get rich? – Because roosters work for chicken feed.

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• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
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