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Jokes for kids have been one of the most popular items here on the blog. You love them, your kids love them… everyone is happy. Today’s tooth jokes for kids will get everyone laughing and showing their pearly whites.
From knock knock jokes to jokes about lunch, these quick and silly print outs are doing more than just creating giggles. The jokes are actually helping you connect with your kids. Let’s take that one step further.
What better way to bring up a serious topic (like protecting tooth enamel) then by cracking a joke or two? I’ve teamed up with ProNamel® 6-12 Years Toothpaste for Kids to add a little playfulness to tooth brushing time and share some important facts about the enamel on our little ones teeth.
15 Tooth Jokes for Kids
Click here to print your jokes.- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? – Dracula’s dentist.
- What did the werewolf eat after he had his tooth fixed? – The dentist.
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? – He braces himself.
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole? – A molar bear.
- What has teeth but cannot eat? – A comb.
- Why did the tree go to the dentist? – To get a root canal.
- What did the tooth say to the dentist?- “Fill ‘er up!”
- What time do you go to the dentist? – Tooth-Hurty!
- Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? – I don’t know, the dentist kept it.
- What does a dentist call his X-rays? – Tooth-pics.
- Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day? – To prevent bat breath.
- Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue? – Her lips were sealed.
- What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth? – Plenty of room!
- Why did the king go to the dentist? – To get his teeth crowned.
- Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? – Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
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Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A: A little plaque
https://twitter.com/willgriesmer/status/732316425554145280
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar’s gold in them fills!
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself.
tweet–https://twitter.com/mami2jcn/status/732374613297115137
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
https://twitter.com/ElenaIstomina/status/732389180785876992
Why do dentists like potatoes? A: Because they are so filling.
tweet-https://twitter.com/JewelWood/status/732541287673401345
What did the tooth say to the dentist when he left the room? Fill me in when you get back.
tweet
https://twitter.com/Kellydpa/status/732625099086548994
tweet https://twitter.com/yarbr012/status/732637025883594752
What does the dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself…
I don’t have one, but I’ll have to read through some of the comments to find one to share with my daughter 🙂
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
groogruxking40 @ gmail dot com
tweet-
https://twitter.com/groogruxking40/status/732746307907911681
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
tcarolinep at gmail dot com
tweet-https://twitter.com/tcarolinep/status/733084474028654593
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
jslbrown2009 at aol dot com
tweet-https://twitter.com/LuLu_Brown24/status/733333033030324224
jslbrown2009 at aol dot com
The last one I heard that was pretty funny was “What are you doing?” and the response was “Got a date tonight and I need to make a good first impression.”
https://twitter.com/whittikere/status/734151955388497920
https://twitter.com/OneFrugalGirl/status/734215938854293505
I had to ask a dentist 🙂 Question: What did the tooth say to the dentist when he left the room? Answer: Fill me in when you get back.
These are some good ones!! 🙂 I’ve got a pun that I like. “Be kind to dentists, they have fillings too” 🙂
Tweeted 🙂 – https://twitter.com/Enter_Now/status/734219402917208064
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Tweet link: https://twitter.com/shala_darkstone/status/734339890444275713
I’ll admit, I have nothing but did search one out on the internet!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
I posted a tweet: https://twitter.com/FireRunner2379/status/734496442501484546.
I don’t have for now cos i haven’t taken my son to the dentist yet.
I can’t think of any, but my brother is studying to be a dentist, so I will need to use a few of these with him. 🙂
chambanachik(at)gmail(dot)com
Not really a joke but I can’t figure why dentist always give away candy?? lol
https://twitter.com/mommysweetiepie/status/735232109468483584
Can’t think of any jokes, but my kids will love the ones here. Thanks so much.
Tweeted: https://twitter.com/peg42/status/735255937418711040
Thanks again.
Love all these jokes! Here’s one more…
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
amy [at] utry [dot] it
tweeted:
https://twitter.com/uTry_it/status/736287471235829761
amy [at] utry [dot] it
What is a dentist’s office?
Answer: A filling station
https://twitter.com/RachelGriesmer/status/736386037753229313
Do you have a favorite tooth joke or dentist joke? I don’t! I’m a terrible joke teller. I should ask my grandson….
https://twitter.com/dropastitch/status/737056703418507264
What did the dentist get for an award? A little plaque
https://twitter.com/benz1171/status/737083459441659904
Tweet https://twitter.com/kytah00/status/737929686643290112
Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A: A little plaque.
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? A: Fill me in when you get back
Tweet: https://twitter.com/PrettyHotPink6/status/738456428801871872
What has teeth but has no mouth?
A comb!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !
I tweeted
https://mobile.twitter.com/Bskb3/status/738538233735184384
Why should we be nice to our dentist? He has fillings (feelings) too!
No jokes.
When I went to the dentist for some root canal work, I lost my nerve.
Tweet
https://twitter.com/clc408/status/740960789469794304
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
ha. 🙂
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30! (Tooth hurt-y)
https://twitter.com/VicVac7/status/741320944883372032
I don’t think I know any tooth jokes!
I’ve got no jokes or riddles about teeth. What a spoilsport I am!
I don’t think I have ever even heard of any tooth or dentist jokes. lol
https://twitter.com/cochran_maryann/status/741498745271898113
Girl: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Boy: I don’t know, Why?
Girl: To get a new crown!
I don’t have any teeth jokes but these are good! 🙂
https://twitter.com/betsy5454/status/741724479563386880
What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
cshel090869 a aol d com
cshell090869 at aol dot com
tweeted https://twitter.com/cshell202/status/741751389311799298
cshell090869 at aol dot com
I don’t know any myself. But I just LOL’d reading all of the other comments! Great fun on a Saturday night! 🙂
What does a dentist do on a roller coasters?
Braces himself
https://mobile.twitter.com/arress83/status/741981910805663744
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear
Q: What do dentists call their x-rays?
A: Tooth pics
I tweeted here: https://twitter.com/dlw447/status/742090304191270912
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I tweeted about the giveaway: https://twitter.com/short624/status/742173194769948672
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.
Um… I can’t think of a good joke off the top of my head!
https://twitter.com/wendybudrow/status/742528558375915521
What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?
One yanks for the roots; the other roots for the Yanks.
Q: What do you call the pink stuff between a sharks teeth?
A: Swimmer
No, I don’t have a favorite but some of yours are hilarious. I will print out for my daughter.
Where does a soda can go when it gets dropped?
The Dent-ist
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: “You have a hole in one.
https://twitter.com/susan1215/status/742884953885548544
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty! 🙂
tweet: https://twitter.com/Twenteries/status/743155450246397952
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal.
https://twitter.com/jumpinupanddown/status/743271694102462465
Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
thats y kids favorite joke!
https://twitter.com/sunflower101398/status/743625259144912900
Q: What is a dentist’s favorite animal? A: A molar bear!
https://twitter.com/HappyTina0115/status/743632052575178752
Why did the deer go to the dentist? Because he had “buck” teeth
Tweeted https://mobile.twitter.com/SavingWithWendy/status/743766620724551680
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear
These were fum jokes about teeth! My daughter really got a kick out of them! 🙂
The best I can say is – I once had a dentist with the last name Pull!
thank you
Tweet https://twitter.com/JalapenoMama/status/744018796004909056
My children loves these cute jokes.
https://twitter.com/Sparklezstars/status/744329257619447808
I would be thrilled to death to win this! Thanks for the chance!!
What does a dentist call his X-rays?
(Tooth-pics!)
https://twitter.com/up4chalng/status/744908923719782400
what does the tooth of the year get? A little plaque
https://twitter.com/linjumimom/status/744987744229793792
My kids would really like the dentist jokes. They are always nervous going to the dentist appointments, but it usually goes really well.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Michael64263870/status/745012971211001856
I like the joke about why did the king go to the dentist, lol . To get his tooth crowned.. Thanks for sharing.
https://twitter.com/Natashalamoreu1/status/745040423660429312
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? A: “The Dentist will see you now.”
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself!
Why did the tree go to the dentist??? To get a root canal!
Tweeted – https://twitter.com/lauralynnrose/status/745096873556348929
What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one. “
Tweet – https://twitter.com/kimbreid/status/745743198849376256
What time do you go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty!
What’s the best time for a dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty!
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
https://twitter.com/lindilala/status/746200536785948672
I’m terrible with jokes, so sadly, no, I don’t have a good tooth joke. I am enjoying everyone else’s jokes though.
tweeted – https://twitter.com/dmarie824/status/746424145823444994
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
Aanswer: A molar bear
https://twitter.com/shelle0991/status/746480412273311744
I like your number 10: What does a dentist call his X-rays? – Tooth-pics
tweeted: https://twitter.com/KerryBishop/status/746850547504922624
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake? A: She braces herself!
Tweet https://twitter.com/Lindiac/status/746886005857255425
Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
– To prevent bat breath.
tweeted
https://twitter.com/rubylorikeet/status/746938131820142592
I have a dentist appointment today at 2:30 (tooth hurty)
by being a good example show them and watching them while they brush
https://twitter.com/purplelover04/status/747194472103026688
My favorite dentist joke is; Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
I dont have a joke, but I will say the dentist is my sons fav place to go ! Not mine of course but he loves it and they love him too lol
I don’t know any tooth or dentist jokes
tweeted https://twitter.com/stephcouponsxx/status/747571010774376448
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth
I tweeted
https://twitter.com/my4boysand1/status/747778535482396672
Consistency is what we do – we brush together twice a day to make sure we establish good habits. truckredford(at)Gmail(dot)com
https://twitter.com/eliza_elliott/status/747804382205382657
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
tweeted: https://twitter.com/tinawoo21/status/747905360170606593
What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?
One yanks for the roots; the other roots for the Yanks.
tweeted
https://twitter.com/eswright18/status/747950754648858624
I don’t have a joke but I’m cracking up at all these jokes!!
I love this joke posted earlier. What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Tweet – https://twitter.com/willitara/status/747988081005887488
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
tweeted
https://twitter.com/thomasmurphy40/status/747993910673289216
Oh so corny, but:
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
tweet: https://twitter.com/bekahchica/status/748176718809161728
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the root canal
I don’t have a joke but a quote. I hope that is OK: “Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then
having him catch his hand in the drill.” — Johnny Carson
Teeheehee!
I tweeted here: https://twitter.com/MsTofuFairy/status/748234644433297412
Nothing, I have no dentist or tooth jokes. I don’t think I have ever heard one either.
tbarrettno1 at gmail dot com
tweet https://twitter.com/ChelleB36/status/748251325637529600
tbarrettno1 at gmail dot com
I dont have one off the top of my head lol
Why wasn’t the princess afraid of going to the dentist? She heard she could get a crown!
Here’s my tweet: https://twitter.com/kcindyloo/status/748285652349886464
https://mobile.twitter.com/Esham4life/status/748494159347060736
I didn’t know any dentist jokes so I went looking on the internet:
Girl: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Boy: I don’t know, Why?
Girl: To get a new crown!
I posted a tweet here:
https://twitter.com/purplepanda1966/status/748531332687376384
The dentist of the year gets a little plaque.
I sent out a tweet: https://twitter.com/electricstar/status/748588412815306752
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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear
kacor7@hotmail.com
#SweepstakesEntry tweet:
https://twitter.com/thrincor/status/748591267060264961
kacor7@hotmail.com
i havent heard any teeth jokes lol.i feel like i should since my sister works i dental and is super corny
What is the Dentists assistants name?
Ginger Vitis!
One guy says to another-You got your wisdom tooth removed? It must be because your such a smart mouth! A little corny I know, but its the best I have!
I don’t really have a favorite tooth joke or dentist joke. Just making the appointment is a little fearful.
I publicly Tweeted this giveaway: https://twitter.com/versatileer/status/748652864940158976
I tweeted! https://twitter.com/LissaCrane2/status/748651590123458561
Had to look up jokes, and came across this one.
What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal
i Tweeted: https://twitter.com/PricelessTeam/status/748667205596880897
Tweeted-https://twitter.com/birdiebee52/status/748678427939467264
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque
That’s my daughter’s favorite one!
I tweeted! https://twitter.com/ClairFreebie/status/748712675186728960
lshumack at gmail dot com
The tooth will set you free.
Thanks, these were really funny!