30 Funny Clock Jokes and Clock Puns for Kids PRINTABLE
I hope these clock jokes and clock puns are coming to you at the perfect time! They might be just right to help you ease transitions or make a punctuality issue a little more light-hearted.
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Clock Jokes
If you’re all wound up, these clock jokes will surely help you loosen up a bit.
- What do you call a tense clock? – All wound up.
- What did the robber say to the clock? – Hands up!
- Why did the tardy man stop to purchase a clock? – He wanted to buy time.
- Why did the clock get promoted? – It had great timing.
- How do clocks greet each other? – “We make quite the ‘minute’ together!”
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- What did the one clock say to the other during a time dispute? – “Let’s ‘hour’-monize our schedules!”
- How do clocks apologize? – They “turn back” and say sorry.
- What’s a clock’s favorite game? – “Hide and ‘tik-tok’,” of course!
- Why did the clock win an award? – It had a “timely” performance!
- What’s a clock’s favorite place? – The “face” of the clock, of course!
- Did you hear about the clock that wrote a book? – It had some “hour-iginal” stories.
- How do clocks communicate? – They “face” the conversation!
- Why did the grandfather clock apply for a job at the antique shop? – It wanted to be the “grand” timepiece.
- Where did the clock finish the race? – Wherever it wound up.
- Why did the girl sit on her watch? – She wanted to be on time.
- Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? – Because time will tell.
- Why did the pendulum stop moving? – It lost its swing.
- What happens if you annoy a clock? – It gets ticked off.
- Why did the woman put a clock under her desk? – She wanted to work overtime.
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Clock Puns
These clock puns are not a waste of time!
- Wall clocks just want to hang out.
- My alarm clock is a real ring leader.
- Clock towers are real-time investments.
- Broken clocks always make for a good second impression.
- Clocks never lose their edge; they’re always “second” to none.
- Did you hear about the clock that became a fashion model? It was a real “trend-setter” on the runway.
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- Pocket watches are the tick of the fashion world.
- The clock tried to make a secondhand impression.
- A belt made of watches is a waste of time.
- The digital clock is an information technology.
Printable Clock Jokes and Clock Puns
There are many ways you could use these clock jokes and clock puns once they’re printed out. You might use them as a hit for someone who is having trouble being on time, you might use them during transitions when knowing what time it is matters. Share your favorite idea in the comments.
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