Disney! Whether you are a Disney fanatic or a casual Disney lover, these funny Disney jokes will be treasured by the whole family.
Funny Disney Jokes for Kids
- Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? – He heard he might get a hole-in-one.
- How cold was it at Disney World? – Donald Duck was wearing pants!
- What Disney character can count the highest? – Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.
- Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? – The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
- What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie? – Beauty And The Bees.
- How does Disney World get a tissue to dance? – They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.
- What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol? – Jungle Bells.
- What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes? – A choo choo train.
- What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? – That hit the spot.
- Which Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? – Dumb Beau.
- What’s the opposite of Disney? – Dat knee.
Disney Dad Jokes
- What did Snow White call her chicken? – Egg White.
- How do you keep Pumba from charging you? – Take away his credit cards.
- What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine? – High Hue, High Hue!
- Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins? – Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- How does the ocean say hello to Ariel? – It waves.
Mickey Mouse Jokes
- What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other? – It was glove at first sight!
- Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? – So he could visit Pluto.
- How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? – Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
- What does Mickey use to browse the web? – An iPad Minnie.
- What’s Mickey Mouses’ favorite treat? – Mice cream.
- What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? – A Minnie van.
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh call his girlfriend? – Honey.
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire? – “Show me the Honey!”
- What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common? – The same middle name.
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries? – Pooh-hoo.
- Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? – Because she’s always running away from the ball.
- What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? – Someday my prints will come.
- Which Disney princess would make the best judge? – Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all.
- Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? – Because she’ll let it go.
- What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball? – Her glass flipper.
- Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested? – The police thought she was someone Elsa.
Donald Duck Jokes
- Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball? – Because Donald ducked.
- When does Donald Duck wake up? – At the quack of dawn.
- What do you call Donald Duck when he leads the orchestra? – A con-duck-tor.
- What does Donald Duck like to snack on? – Salted Quackers.
- What did Donald Duck say when the waitress came? – Put it on my bill!
Peter Pan Jokes
- Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? – He Neverlands.
- Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced? – The second-hand store.
- What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? – Wendy’s.
- What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele? – Hello, it’s Smee!
- Who has two thumbs and loves Peter Pan? – Not Captain Hook.
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