Funny Disney Jokes the Whole Family Will Treasure

Disney! Whether you are a Disney fanatic or a casual Disney lover, these funny Disney jokes will be treasured by the whole family.

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Funny Disney Jokes for Kids

• Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? – He heard he might get a hole-in-one.
• How cold was it at Disney World? – Donald Duck was wearing pants!
• What Disney character can count the highest? – Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.
• Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing? – The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
• What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie? – Beauty And The Bees.
• How does Disney World get a tissue to dance? – They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.
• What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol? – Jungle Bells.
• What do you call the Disneyland train when it sneezes? – A choo choo train.
• What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner? – That hit the spot.
• Which Disney movie is about a stupid boyfriend? – Dumb Beau.
• What’s the opposite of Disney? – Dat knee.

Disney Dad Jokes

• What did Snow White call her chicken? – Egg White.
• How do you keep Pumba from charging you? – Take away his credit cards.
• What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine? – High Hue, High Hue!
• Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins? – Because it wasn’t peeling well.
• How does the ocean say hello to Ariel? – It waves.

Mickey Mouse Jokes

• What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other? – It was glove at first sight!
• Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? – So he could visit Pluto.
• How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? – Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
• What does Mickey use to browse the web? – An iPad Minnie.
• What’s Mickey Mouses’ favorite treat? – Mice cream.
• What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? – A Minnie van.

Winnie-the-Pooh Jokes

• What does Winnie-the-Pooh call his girlfriend? – Honey.
• What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire? – “Show me the Honey!”
• What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common? – The same middle name.
• What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries? – Pooh-hoo.

Princess Jokes

• Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? – Because she’s always running away from the ball.
• What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? – Someday my prints will come.
• Which Disney princess would make the best judge? – Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all.
• Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? – Because she’ll let it go.
• What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball? – Her glass flipper.
• Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested? – The police thought she was someone Elsa.

Donald Duck Jokes

• Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball? – Because Donald ducked.
• When does Donald Duck wake up? – At the quack of dawn.
• What do you call Donald Duck when he leads the orchestra? – A con-duck-tor.
• What does Donald Duck like to snack on? – Salted Quackers.
• What did Donald Duck say when the waitress came? – Put it on my bill!

Peter Pan Jokes

• Why is Peter Pan flying all the time? – He Neverlands.
• Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced? – The second-hand store.
• What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? – Wendy’s.
• What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele? – Hello, it’s Smee!
• Who has two thumbs and loves Peter Pan? – Not Captain Hook.

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