73 Super Sweet Flower Jokes and Flower Puns PRINTABLE

We’ve created a collection of sweet flower jokes and flower puns perfect for kids and adults. You’ll find tulip jokes, sunflower jokes, and rose jokes too!

For more flowery fun, check out our spring jokes for kids and gardening riddles.

Flower Jokes

These flower jokes are sure to sweeten your day.

  • How did the flower pass its driving test? – It rose to the occasion!
  • What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? – A power plant!
  • What do you call a clumsy flower? – A Whoopsi-Daisy.
  • What did the rose say to the bee? – You really pollen my leg!
  • Why did the rose refuse to go to the party? – It didn’t want to get caught in a thorny situation!
  • Why did the flower give candy to it’s date? – It wanted to sweeten the occasion
  • Why did the flower get in trouble at school? – It kept passing notes in class!
  • What’s a flower’s favorite way to travel? – By stem ship!

Flower Puns

I really, really lilac these flower puns. I think you will, too.

  • Just pollen your leg
  • One trick peony
  • Thistle while you work
  • Make my daisy!
  • Get clover it
  • Once and floral
  • Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • If it’s a bouquet with you, I’d like you to be my Valentine.
  • I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.
  • I really, really lilac you.

Tulip Jokes

Is your favorite flower a tulip? Then, you will love these tulip jokes.

  • How does a tulip greet its friends? – With a big petal wave!
  • Why did the tulip join the gym? – To get more tulip muscles!
  • What’s a tulip’s favorite kind of music? – Pop-flower!
  • Can you tell me the name of the flower that grows between your nose and your chin? – Tulips, to be precise.
  • Which gardens are the most animated? – The ones with tulips.
  • How do flowers write secret messages? – With a tulipograph!
  • What do you get when you cross a tulip with a rose? – A trumpet flower.
  • How do you grow the most vibrant tulips? – Begin with a light bulb.

Tulip Puns

Tulip puns are too much fun.

  • Tulips are better than one. Two heads think alike, after all!
  • I’m totally tuliped out after planting all day!
  • Every time I see tulips, I can’t stop blushing. They’re just tulip-ting!
  • I’ve got a bouquet of tulips and not a single tulie.
  • When the tulip and the rose had a debate, the garden was in total up-roar.
  • The tulip’s favorite pop song? “Just the Two-lip of Us.”
  • I’m not a fan of roses. I guess I’m just tulip-biased.

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Rose Jokes

Rose jokes for a joke-bud!

  • Why did the rose go on a diet? – It wanted to be thorny-t!
  • Why did the rose refuse to fight? – It wanted to be a pacifist-flower!
  • Why did the rose win the award? – It was the stem of excellence!”
  • Why did the rose join the comedy club? – It wanted to stem the laughter!
  • What do you call a rose with a sense of humor? A joke-bud!
  • Why did the rose become an artist? – It wanted to paint the town ‘red’ with its beauty!
  • What did the rose say to the bee? – Buzz off, I’m budding here!
  • Why did the rose make a great comedian? – It had perfect timing and delivery!
  • Why did the rose tell jokes at the party? – It wanted to be the ‘bloom’ of the ball!
  • What do you call a rose that likes to tell jokes? – A pun-ny rose!

Rose Puns

When is the perfect time for a rose pun? TODAY!

  • I’m rose-ted to be here with you!
  • I rose to the occasion.
  • The flower picture was blurry due to low rose-olution.
  • I love reading you p-rose at valentines day.
  • I got you roses for Valentines day, because I love you a bunch!
  • I will love you for all of my tomor-rose.
  • The long and winding rose.
  • You can’t have a nice garden without proper rose-tation.
  • I’m feeling rosy today- everything is coming up roses.
  • Don’t let anyone rain on your Rose Parade.

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Sunflower Jokes

These sunflower jokes are like a big sun hug.

  • Why was the sunflower sad? – Because it needed a sun hug.
  • What did the sunflower say to the bee? – I’m pollen for you!
  • Why couldn’t the sunflower get to work? – Because it was stuck in traffic-flower.
  • What did one sunflower say to the other? – I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling so petals-touched.
  • What do you call a sunflower who likes to take selfies? – A sunflower-e.
  • Why did the sunflower leave his date embarrassed? – Because he didn’t want to be oil about it.
  • Why won’t sunflowers let anyone borrow money? – Because they are always trying to stay sunflower-rich.
  • Why is a sunflower like the letter ‘a’? – Because a ‘b’ always goes after it.
  • What do sunflowers do when they get cold? – They wear plants.
  • Why is it so hot? – Because there’s a sunflower nearby.
  • What did the sunflower say when it heard a joke? – Stop pollen my leg.
  • Why didn’t the sunflower bloom? – It was a bud omen.

Sunflower Puns

Girls just want to have sunflower puns!

  • Girls just want to have sun-flowers
  • Here comes the sun…flower
  • A sunflower band is called Petallica.
  • That sunflower is quite the attention seeker, always turning towards the sun.
  • I planted a whole field of sunflowers, now I’m the lord of the rings.
  • The sunflowers in my garden are so tall, they’re sunning themselves!
  • Sunflowers are nature’s way of saying happy sunshiney day!
  • I threw a sunflower seed in the air, and it landed on a summer breeze.

Printable Flower Jokes and Flower Puns

There are many ways to use these printable flower jokes and flower puns. A picnic, while you’re working in the garden, for a Mother’s Day tea. Share how you’ll use them in the comments.

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