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18 Funny Earth Day Jokes the Kids will Love

By Jillian | March 6, 2022
Filed under: Jokes for Kids Tagged: School, School Age, spring activities

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Earth Day is right around the corner, luckily I have a list of last minute Earth Day activities all ready to go! One of these days I will actually get ahead of a holiday season. (Or maybe not. 🙂 )

Big M and Little M love when I put spring jokes in their lunch box. Of course the knock, knock jokes were a HUGE hit, but it’s also been fun to find jokes for each holiday. (I especially love the Mother’s Day Jokes and Father’s Day Jokes.)

The jokes for this list were a little trickier to come up with… there are not many Earth Day jokes out there! I am happy with the end result but would love for you to add any Earth Day or nature jokes you like in the comment section.

funny Earth Day jokes for kids -- these cracked us up!

18 Funny Earth Day Jokes for Kids

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  • Why did the leaf go to the doctor? — It was feeling green.
  • Why are people always tired on Earth Day? — Because they just finished a March.
  • How can you tell the ocean is friendly? — It waves.
  • Why is grass so dangerous? — Because it’s full of blades.
  • Why did the sun go to school? — To get brighter.
  • How do you cut a wave in half? — Use a sea saw.
  • What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.
  • What did the ground say to the earthquake? — You crack me up!
  • What kind of shorts to clouds wear? — Thunderwear!
  • Why do tornadoes zigzag? — They’re dizzy.
  • Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open? — Because she expected some change in the weather.
  • What’s the difference between weather and climate? — You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
  • What kind of plant grow on your hand? — Palm tree.
  • What happens when it rains cats and dogs? — You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
  • What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-timber!
  • What’s the biggest moth in the world? — A mammoth!
  • What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone!

Recycling Jokes for Earth Day

  • Why don’t you pay for dead batteries? — They’re free of charge.
  • Why are recycle bins optimistic? — Because they’re full of cans.

Earth Puns for Kids

  • Take care of Earth. There’s no planet B.
  • Save our planet. It means the world to me.
  • I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day.
  • Earth is so calming, it keeps me grounded.
  • What makes the Earth so great? It’s well-rounded.

Add your favorite Earth Day jokes for kids into the comment section! 

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Have you seen the St. Patrick’s day jokes yet?

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • Last Minute Earth Day Activities for Kids of All AgesLast Minute Earth Day Activities for Kids of All Ages
  • Spring Cleaning Chores You Can Give to the KidsSpring Cleaning Chores You Can Give to the Kids
  • Flower Pot Dessert – Easy Spring Dessert for KidsFlower Pot Dessert – Easy Spring Dessert for Kids

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Comments

  1. Pam Williams says

    April 14, 2015 at 5:55 am

    What did the oceans say to each other when they met? Nothing, they just waved.

    Reply
  2. tenya craig says

    June 3, 2015 at 10:33 am

    this is funny

    Reply
  3. chantal says

    July 18, 2015 at 9:54 am

    this jokes are funny

    Reply
  4. Shyni Dileep says

    October 15, 2015 at 5:49 am

    Why is a rose called a rose
    beacause it rose in 1993

    Reply
  5. Jokes4Dayz says

    June 15, 2016 at 1:24 pm

    If i ride my bike twice…. does that count as RE-CYCLING?

    Reply
    • Hi says

      March 20, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      Lol

      Reply
    • HIHI says

      March 22, 2017 at 11:28 pm

      lol

      Reply
    • Hotgirl7 says

      April 22, 2022 at 6:29 am

      lol

      Reply
  6. :) says

    September 17, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Lol

    Reply
  7. heat says

    April 20, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    How are pirates so eco-friendly? They follow the three arrrrrs!

    Reply
  8. Wendy Botha says

    April 20, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    What did the baby LED bulb say to his mommy?
    I wuv you watts and watts.

    Reply
  9. Angel says

    April 23, 2020 at 6:59 am

    Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!

    Reply
  10. Marshmallow says

    April 27, 2020 at 5:26 am

    What did the light bulb say to the battery?
    Be positive no matter watt!

    Reply
  11. Sanya says

    April 22, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    Where do snowmans have a dnace party- At a BALL

    I know it has nothing to do with Earth day but I still hope u enjoy!!

    Reply
  12. tat says

    April 22, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    this so funny i laugh so hard

    Reply

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