18 Funny Earth Day Jokes the Kids will Love

Earth Day is right around the corner, luckily I have a list of last minute Earth Day activities all ready to go! One of these days I will actually get ahead of a holiday season. (Or maybe not. 🙂 )

Big M and Little M love when I put spring jokes in their lunch box. Of course the knock, knock jokes were a HUGE hit, but it’s also been fun to find jokes for each holiday. (I especially love the Mother’s Day Jokes and Father’s Day Jokes.)

The jokes for this list were a little trickier to come up with… there are not many Earth Day jokes out there! I am happy with the end result but would love for you to add any Earth Day or nature jokes you like in the comment section.

funny Earth Day jokes for kids -- these cracked us up!

18 Funny Earth Day Jokes for Kids

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  • Why did the leaf go to the doctor? — It was feeling green.
  • Why are people always tired on Earth Day? — Because they just finished a March.
  • How can you tell the ocean is friendly? — It waves.
  • Why is grass so dangerous? — Because it’s full of blades.
  • Why did the sun go to school? — To get brighter.
  • How do you cut a wave in half? — Use a sea saw.
  • What did the tree wear to the pool party? — Swimming trunks.
  • What did the ground say to the earthquake? — You crack me up!
  • What kind of shorts to clouds wear? — Thunderwear!
  • Why do tornadoes zigzag? — They’re dizzy.
  • Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open? — Because she expected some change in the weather.
  • What’s the difference between weather and climate? — You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
  • What kind of plant grow on your hand? — Palm tree.
  • What happens when it rains cats and dogs? — You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
  • What is a tree’s least favorite month? — Sep-timber!
  • What’s the biggest moth in the world? — A mammoth!
  • What did the little tree say to the big tree? — Leaf me alone!

Recycling Jokes for Earth Day

  • Why don’t you pay for dead batteries? — They’re free of charge.
  • Why are recycle bins optimistic? — Because they’re full of cans.

Earth Puns for Kids

  • Take care of Earth. There’s no planet B.
  • Save our planet. It means the world to me.
  • I love the way the Earth rotates. It makes my day.
  • Earth is so calming, it keeps me grounded.
  • What makes the Earth so great? It’s well-rounded.

Add your favorite Earth Day jokes for kids into the comment section! 

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