Water Jokes for Kids That the Whole Family Can Dive Into

Let’s have a little water fun today! These water jokes and water riddles are perfect for a day at the pool or a rainy day jumping in puddles.

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Where can you find an ocean with no water? – On a map.
What kind of rocks are never underwater? – Dry ones.
What do you call an old snowman? – Water.
What kind of water cannot freeze? – Hot water.
What kind of water does an Angel like? – Holy Water.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? – They dropped out of school.
What keeps a dock floating above water? – Pier pressure.
Why does water never laugh at jokes? – It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do mermaids sleep on? – Water beds.
Why do male dogs float in water? – Because they’re good buoys.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date? – He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? – You use spring water.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? – Hot cross bunnies.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? – The Supreme Quart.
What state does the Mississippi River flow in? -Liquid.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. – Number one. And number two.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? – She thought he was too shallow.
Why isn’t holy water used in vaccines? – Because you can’t take the lord’s name in vein.

Wash me and I won’t be clean, don’t wash me, and I’ll be clean. What am I? – Water.
You’ll probably use me for fights in the summer, if I leak in your house, call the plumber! – Water.
If you’re swimming in the ocean and an alligator attacks you, what do you do? – Nothing, there aren’t alligators in the ocean!
I’m the child of water, but when you take me back to the water I’ll die. Who am I? – Ice.
Three men jump into the water but only two come out with wet hair. How? – The third man was bald.

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