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Funny Fish Jokes to get your Fisherman Laughing

By Jillian | August 30, 2022
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Vacation is coming near and we want our kids to enjoy it as much as we do. So here’s a collection of jokes about fishing you can enjoy and add to your gill-ty pleasure.

For more water fun check out some of our other joke collections: shark jokes, beach riddles, and beach jokes.

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Funny Jokes about Fish 

  • How do you talk to a fish? – You drop it a line!
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? – Fsh.
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
  • What kind of fish only comes out at night? – A starfish.
  • How do shellfish get to the hospital? –  In a clambulance.
  • Why don’t fish like basketball? – Because they’re afraid of the net!
  • Where does a fish keep its money? – A riverbank.
  • What’s the fastest fish in the lake? – A motor-Pike.
  • Why did the fish get bad grades? – Because it was below sea level.
  • What day of the week do all fish dislike the most? – Fryday.
  • ​Why do fish swim in schools? – Because they can’t walk.

Fish Dad Jokes

  • What would you call a fish wearing a tie? – So-fish-ticated.
  • What do you think is a pirate’s favorite fish? – Swordfish.
  • Where do fish sleep? – On the riverbed.
  • What do fish take to stay healthy? – Vitamin Sea.
  • Why are fish boots so warm? – They have electric eels!

Knock-knock Fish Jokes

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Bless you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Artie Fish. Artie Fish who? Artie Fish-el Intelligence. 
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish you a Merry Christmas, we fish you a Merry Christmas!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish-ious temper you have there, you need to clam down!

Jellyfish Jokes

  • What did a shark eat with its peanut butter sandwich? – A jellyfish.
  • What is the most envious fish? – The jelly-fish.
  • Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? – It’s a real no-brainer.
  • What language do jellyfish speak? – Gelatin.
  • What car does a jellyfish drive? – Invertible.

Salmon Jokes

  • What do you call a religious fish poem? – A Psalmon.
  • What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? – You get salmonella.
  • What is a fish’s favorite game? – Salmon Says!
  • Why don’t salmon watch cable television? – They prefer streams.
  • What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? – A roe model.

Tuna Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? – You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
  • What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? – Autotuna.
  • What game show do fish love the most? – Name that tuna!
  • What’s better than a tuna sandwich? – A three-na sandwich
  • How do fish find their way in the dark? – They follow the light tuna.
funny fish jokes for kids

Catfish Jokes

  • What kind of fish eats mice? – A catfish.
  • Why did the dog jump from the boat into the ocean? – He thought he saw a catfish.
  • What do you use to catfish on the Internet? – You have to use clickbait.
  • What does a catfish chase after? A string ray!

Clownfish Jokes

  • What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? – That tasted a little bit funny!
  • Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs? – They saw a clownfish.
  • What is a clown fish’s favorite artist? – Eminemone.

Cod Jokes

  • Who granted the fish’s wish? – The fairy cod mother!
  • What’s the head of the underwater mafia called? – The Codfather.
  • What’d the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod. Any cod.
  • What’s a fisherman’s favorite video game? – COD.
  • What did the pet fish say when the cook served fish steak for dinner? – Oh my Cod!

Goldfish Jokes

  • What do you call a fish with lots of money? – A goldfish.
  • Where do goldfish love to travel? – Usually just around the globe.
  • What is the most valuable fish you can catch? – A goldfish.
  • What did the goldfish say when he got fed? – Tank poo.
  • How do you make a goldfish old? – You take away the g.

Bass Jokes

  • What do you call a fish that won’t shut up? – A big-mouthed bass.

Bait Jokes

  • What’s worse than reading a clickbait title? – Clicking on it.
  • What type of fish should you use to catch other fish? – Beta fish.
  • Why couldn’t the troll catch any fish? – Because other people took the bait.
  • How do you catch a Swedish fish? – With a gummy worm as bait

Flying Fish Jokes

  • What do you call a fish on a plane? – Flying fish.
  • What’s a pelican’s favorite sport? – Fly fishing!
  • Where does a fish end-up when it flies? – A magic carp.

Fisherman Jokes

  • What did the fisherman want? – A gillfriend.
  • What did the fisherman say to his friend while fishing? – He was feeling fin-tastic.
  • What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? – Let minnow if you get any.
  • What kind of musical instrument can a fisherman easily play? – Ac-cod-ian.
  • Where do fishermen go to get their hair cut? – To the bobber shop.

Funny Fish Puns

  • If you’re going for roe-mance, then you’ll want to consider the caviar.
  • When your fish boss is watching, you’d better look e-fish-ent.
  • The first book of the fish bible is called Craytion.
  • Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish.
  • Cod this be any punnier?

Share your favorite funny fish jokes in the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

  • Riddles about Winter, Snow, and Snowmen (with answers)Riddles about Winter, Snow, and Snowmen (with answers)
  • Science Puns, Chemistry Puns & Biology Puns Perfect for the ClassroomScience Puns, Chemistry Puns & Biology Puns Perfect for the Classroom
  • Homemade Teacher Gift: How to Make a Crayon MonogramHomemade Teacher Gift: How to Make a Crayon Monogram

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