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New Year’s Puns Perfect for When the Clock Strikes Midnight

By Jillian | December 15, 2022
Filed under: Jokes for Kids

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In the blink of an eye, another year is about to end. Before we welcome another year with a bang let us have a little laughter from the New Year’s puns we have collected.

You might also like our New Year’s Jokes.  

New Year Puns

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New Year’s Puns

  • Moo Year is a cow’s favorite day of the year.
  • When the clock strikes midnight, bunnies wish each other a ‘Hoppy New Year!’
  • Be a caterpillar and turn over a new leaf on New Year’s Day.
  • A corn’s favorite holiday is New Ear’s Day.
  • I saw a ghost on January 1st. It wished me a Happy Boo Year.
  • On January 1st farmers start growing New Year’s hay.
  • My New Year revolution is to never use autocorrect again.
  • Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve. It’s December 31st.
  • Happy Mew Year!
  • Dracula is famous for his “count down”.
  • What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you all year!
  • New Year? I just got used to this last one!
  • I called my friend Stephen and said “It’s New Year’s Steve!”
  • My one new year’s resolution was to start to use my velcro wall more. So far I’m sticking to it.
  • If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year’s resolution is 3840 x 2160.
  • I told my wife I would be more healthy and exercise this year. It didn’t “workout”.
  • On New Year’s Eve, make sure you have your left leg in the air so you start the new year on the right foot.
  • A group of astronauts wanted to have a New Year’s celebration on the moon, but they didn’t planet in time.
  • Resolutions were made to be broken.
New Year puns

Add your favorite New Year pun to the comments.

For more giggly fun, check out these books:

  • Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
  • Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
  • National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

More Ways to Be a More Confident Parent:

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  • FUNNY WINTER JOKES FOR KIDSFUNNY WINTER JOKES FOR KIDS

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