One of the best things about parenting is finding ways to make the kids laugh. M and M had so much fun with the silly jokes for kids, the birthday jokes, the corny jokes, and the riddles for kids I made into printable lunch box notes.
I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of knock, knock jokes for kids. Of course, many of them are favorites from when I was a kid, but some are brand new to me.
Why do kids like knock, knock jokes?
Knock, knock jokes have structure, rhythm, and repetition. They’re easy to remember, and the punchline is predictable. You know where and when to laugh. All of this makes it easy to see why kids like knock, knock jokes so much.
Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids | Funny (and printable) Jokes for Kids
This knock, knock jokes for kids post was fun to put together. I was smiling the entire time. (Personally, I think it’s a list of the very best knock-knock jokes ever). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
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- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it’s pointless.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?
Animal Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
If it’s animal knock-knock jokes you love, head over and check out all of the animal jokes for kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!
- Knock. knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
- Knock. knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
Camping Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Going camping? Maybe you’d like to have a camping joke fun to get you in the mood.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?
- Knock, knock. Who is there? Arthur! Arthur who? Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
- Knock, knock. Who is there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on with your camping.
- Knock, knock. Who is there? Colleen! Colleen who? Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
Ocean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Whether a beach trip is in the near future or just something you’re dreaming of, these ocean knock-knock jokes are just the thing. (Also, check out these beach jokes.)
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kelp. Kelp who? Kelp me! I’m floating away!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Bless you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!
Spring Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
For more spring laughs, check out the spring jokes for kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny you should ask.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Worm! Worm who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? You’re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Summer Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
For more summer laughs, check out the summer jokes for kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
Winter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
For more winter laughs, check out the winter jokes for kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is the coldest winter ever.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you.
Fall Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
For more fall laughs, check out the fall jokes for kids and Halloween knock-knock jokes!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
- Knock, knock. Wool. Wool who? Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva gotta bunch of leaves that need raking!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willie. Willie who? Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?
Bad Knock Knock Jokes
Who doesn’t love a bad joke? Especially one that makes you smile just because of how dumb of a joke it is.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
- Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? ‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
What are the best knock-knock jokes appropriate for little kids?
Looking for a knock, knock joke for your 2-year-old or 4-year-old? These are simple enough to be appropriate for little kids.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pee. Pee who? Pee-yew.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep vroom vroom!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
For more giggly fun, check out these books:
I’m always looking for ways to put books in my kids’ hands. These joke books (including a knock knock jokes for kids book) are perfect for getting the kids reading and laughing at the same time.
- Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here
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- National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here
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Thanks for the jokes! That was fun with the kids.
I have a Knock, Knock Joke! You start it!
Knock knock
Who there
Conuo
Conuo who
Canto help me with my homework
Hi! Your jokes is funny!
knock, knock
who’s there?
hahahahahhahahahah that was funny I was reading them to my uncle he was laughing evan I am ahahahahahhahahahahhahah
whos there
whos there?
knockity knock knock
who it be??
it be me!
who be me!
LOL! xD
THAT IS REALLY FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dunno
To get to the other side….
(Still you) knock knock
Who’s there?
The chicken ( You called them an idiot)
4 yr old son got this joke by himself, IM PROUD!
To get to the idiot’s house*
knock knock
wwhos there
boo
boo who
why are you crying its just a joke
Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Double
Double who?
W!
knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken.
Me and my child love these so much!☺️
Tnock Tnock
Knock Knock… “Who’s there” Carrot… Carrot who… Carrot-e CHOP! (chop em in the throat) My youngest still say carrot karate chop… I don’t think he gets the joke yet, just like to chop me up…
Knock Knock… Who’s there… Pork… Pork who… Pork Chop! Bwahaha! That’s also what you’d call a pig that knows kung-fu!
I like this jokes there so jalarious.
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who hey i didnt know you could yodele
Knock knock
Who’s there
Howard
Howard who
Howard I know
i love theese jokes so much it makes me laugh
knock knock. who’s there? dishes. dishes who? dishes is a very bad joke
knock knok who’s there cow says cow says who oh you silly cows say moooooooo
Will you remember me in 2 mins
Yes
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ha you didn’t remember me
knock knock, whos there, knock knock, knock knock who
Cool
Hahahaha that so funny
It is a shame coz my children didn’t enjoy ‘me. Shame coz I loved them!
‘Em lol can not spell
This is my joke…
knock knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
banana
banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again.
I love these jokes. My kids are really into Knock, Knock jokes right now and it will be good to have a few more in the repertoire. Thanks so much! 🙂
Yay! You’re welcome. 🙂
What does a pirate say when he turns 80??? Aye, Matey!
Knock, knock
who’s there?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub, I’m dwoning!!
I don’t meet a lot of guys named Dwayne, but when I do, it’s all I can do to stop myself from saying “Dwayne the bathtub , I’m drowning!” Cause I’m sure they haven’t heard that one before. 😉
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
why are you sad its just a knock knock joke
knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody
Nobody Who?
………….
…….
hope you don’t mind a dad chiming in…
for all of you with “frozen” fanatics in the house…
“knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“you”
“you, who?”
“YOOO HOOOO – big summer blowout!!!” (said with best nordic accent)
my favorite so far. My husband says this everytime he hear’s you who! lol
My kids really got a kick out of this one!! Thanks!
My little girl loves tjis one she tells it all tje time to whoever she can
I love this one as does my daughter being a massive frozen fan
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? EW! I don’t want to smell your poo!
My kids will laugh about this one for days.
My niece also likes to do
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eat mop
Eat mop who?
Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!
Her mom (my sister) finds it amusing when she does it to her dad, because he gets ALL offended!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Eww! I don’t wanna smell your poo!!
I know its not a knock knock joke but my daughter use to love this one
How you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it……
i loved using that joke for Halloween when i was younger!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? I love you!! <3
Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
Sure
Okay you start it
Knock knock
Who’s there?
???
Santa
Knock knock
Who’s there
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow….Moo!
my favorites: (2 of my 3 kids names)
Knock knock who’s there
Philip
Philip who
Philip up my cup I’m thirsty!
Knock knock
Who’s there
Abbie
Abbie who?
Abbie birthday!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on the front porch. Let me in!
My Son like this joke
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow!
Interr…..Mooooooo!
My favorite with my boys is:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dora’s
Dora who?
Dora’s locked. That’s why I’m knockin.
I use to always say that to people when I went tricker treating every year and I still do today ??
My mom always told me this one
Knock knock
Who’s there
Butch Jimmy and Joe
Butch Jimmy and Joe who
Butch your arms around me Jimmy a little kiss and never let me Joe
Too cute!!
You said this on my birthday bless you Stacie ????????????
We’re from Iowa and are Iowa Hawkeye (as opposed to Iowa State Cyclone) fans. My three sons (8 & 4yo twins) LOVE this joke! Especially because three of their uncles are Cyclones. Be sure to substitute your favorite team & rival to make it work for your family…
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa State
Iowa State who?
EXACTLY!! (said by giggling four year old with much enthusiasm and exaggeration!)
Oh my husband is going to love this one! Thanks for sharing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I ate a bucketoff.
I ate a bucketoff who?
You ate a bucket of poo? Eeeewww!
Love this one!! I am a Hawkeye fan as well!!
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’s THERE. SEENYA. SEENYA WHO?John SEENYA don!
Knock knock? Who’s there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub quick! I’m dwownding!!!!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
My four year old really enjoyed those! Thank you.
In our house we like the banana one, but instead of ending with the orange line, we end with “Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard run out of bananas.”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!
That one cracks me up !
Thx!
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again
Love it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tickle.
Tickle who?
Tickle you!!! (Then you do)
My kiddos love this one.
Knock knock
who’s there?
cargo
cargo who?
no, car go “beep beep” 😀
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you, that’s who!
We always had
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tick
Tick who?
Tick ’em up I’m a towboy! (Or girl)
Knock, knock
Whose there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any carrots in your lunchbox??
I didn’t happen to see this one but it is one of our favorite in our house: Knock, Knock. Who is there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down you look tired. Always gets a giggle still even though the kids are 10 & 13 now:).
Shouldn’t that be “Goliath down, thou looketh tired”?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who ?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Oh, this is a lot of fun! Thanks for sharing! 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing who?
Icing so loud the neighbors can hear
nice one!
Want to hear a great knock knock joke?
Sure
Okay you start…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eyes
Eyes who?
Eyes got another knock knock joke.
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose another knock knock joke.
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I don’t know anymore knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock whose there boo boo who why are you crying!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth I’m going thwimming.
My 3 year old son told this one and we laughed till we had tears. His delivery was perfect:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME!
My 4 year old grand-daughter and her 13 yr old sister Love these 2 Knock Knock Joke
Knock-Knock—who’s there? Either….Either who? ….. Either Bunny
” ” ” ” …another… who?……. another Either Bunny
” ” ” ” ….some-more…Who? …. some more Either Bunny’s
” ” ” ” …Cargo…Who? …Cargo beep beep and run over all the Either Bunnies……
Knock – Knock —Who’s There?…. Owl … who? Owl always Love You 🙂
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes! 😉
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ailene
Ailene who
Ailened on the door and it opened
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum…
My 7 yr old LOVES that one!
When my now 25 year old boy was 4 he told this joke. He was VERY proud that he had made it up himself.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Green man
Green man who?
Green man going to get you! (As he would reach out to tickle me!)
We constantly tell this joke to a now 6 ft tall sailor!
why di the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Knock knock who’s there honey bear honey bear who honey bear what are you doing in your underwear
Knock knock
who’s there?
Kook
kook who?
Who you calling kookoo?
My 2 year old came home from preschool with this one, many years ago. She thought it was hysterical and would laugh over and over.
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Mickey Mouse’s Underwear!
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
I dunup,
I dunup who?
Ewww that’s what that smell is!
Knock knock
who’s there ?
Broken record
Broken record who?
Knock knock
who’s there ?
Broken record
Broken record who?
Knock knock
who’s there ?
Broken record
Broken record who?
Knock knock
who’s there ?
Yoo
yoo hoo?
That’s my favorite drink!
My 8 Year sold asked me to add her jock.
do you know why did Susie put sugar on her pillow ?
because she wanted to have sweet dreams.
which day do the chickens hate most ?
friday .
Ha ha! I love those. I’ll tell M and M those jokes tonight. Tell your daughter thank you. 🙂
these are some funny ones!!!!!
I told, and heard, lots of knock knock jokes over my LONG life, but I must be missing something. I just don’t get the interrupting pirate….ARRRGGHHH….joke. Has old-timers finally got hold of me?????
Too funny
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chooch. Chooch who? Hello little train.
My son will love these!
knock knock who’s there?crush. crush who? crush you!!!!!!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Martini
Martini who?
Martini pants won’t fit you!
Knock,Knock – Who’s there? Apple Apple who? Apple New Year
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Boo
Boo who ?
Don’t cry, it’s only me.
I have a joke. knock. knock. who’s there? Under there! Under where
those are good one i really like the last joke.
knock knock
who’s there?
owl
owl who?
owl be there soon
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Daisy
Daisy Who?
Daisy see me rolling they hatin!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
…
For all the Doctor Who fans out there. My kids love this one.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way.
This is just fun, I’m sharing with my readers! Thanks!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on a bike
knock knock
Who’s there ?
Thor
Thor who ?
My knuckleth are Thor from knocking
this is too funny
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just copy paste and search it’s hillarious
I love this one
sooooooooo basically :
a child walks over to a pregnant woman whilst waiting with his mother at the doctors
“why is your stomach so big” he asks
I’m having a baby” she replies
“Is the baby in your stomach” he asks eyes wide
“yes he is” she answers
“Is it a good baby” he asks with a puzzled look
“Yes he is” she replies
Shocked and surprised he then asks “then why did you eat him” :):):):) 😀 😀 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there
Cargo
Car go beep beep
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eight mop.
Eight mop who?
Ha- ha- ha- ha!!!!
ha ha thats funny
how about
Knock Knock whos there boo boo who dont cry its just a joke and how about knock knock whos there interupting cow interupting cow inturupting mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
knock,knock. who’s there? donch.donch who? donch you have a dentist to go to!
knock knock, who there sally, sally who, sally leaving
This is the funniest collection of comments I have ever read. The jokes just kept coming and coming. My kids were amused.
These are some fantastic jokes they are super hilarious knock knock who’s there hill hill who hilarious that’s who *;)
Knock knock.!!!….come in
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Too short.
Too short who?
Too short to reach the doorbell!!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rowan
Rowan who?
rowin’ a boat is hard work!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
dishes
Dishes who?
dishes the cops, open up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marry
Marry who?
Marry me.
this makes everyone a school crack up!
Knock knock
whos there
Europe
Europe who
your a poo, how could you be so rude!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness wrong door!
Knock knock.whos there.eouripe.eouripe who . No your a poo.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming.
knock-knock
who’s there?
i p
i p who?
You poo, why are you telling me?
you all can’t tell jokes this is a real joke Knock,Knock. who is there? Home work. home work who? Come do your homework.
Too funny!!! My mom dad and brothers laughed a lot about this one………
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Yah
Yah who
Um just for the record Google’s better!!
These are some fun jokes
Knock Knock
whos there
Oswald
Oswald who
Oswald my bubble gum
Knock knock. Who’s there. Dog puhh. Dog puhh, who? Eewww. You said dog pooh!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who?
Doris shut that’s why I knocked.
Knock knock, who’s their, Europe, Europe who ha
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ahhh!
Ahhh! Who?
Do you need a tissue?
Knock knock. Who’s there? You’re up past you’re cur… You’re up past your cur who? No silly! It’s you’re up past you’re curFEW
Nice list of knock knock jokes. I love these jokes, i make my friends laugh and we lol together.
knock knock
who’s there ?
yuh
yuh who ?
Answer:.com
Knock knock
Who’s there
Amigo
Amigo who
Amigo to bed now I’m tired
knock knock
who’s there?
EGG
EGG who
EGGSTERLENT
why the bunny cross the road?dont know?To diliver eggs to eggcraft
knock knock
who’s there?
docter
docter who?
how did you know its me?
These are so helpful for me to have a fun time with my friends
Thanks for the knock knock jokes. I use them to send to a little girl that was abused. It helps brighten her day.
Knock knock…. who’s there…. Cash… Cash who? What’re you, some kind of nut???
knock knock
who’s there
adam
adam who
adam up 2+2=4
Nice one
Knock knock
Who’s there
Guy to fix your doorbell
Guy to fix your doorbell who
Get it I’m knocking cos I need to fix your doorbell!!!!!!!!!
Hah lol to that banana joke I love them and rin loves oranges
My granddaughter just made up one:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bo.
Bo who?
You’re not crying for real.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock-a-doodle-do
Knock knock, whos there .? Olive ,olive who?
Olive you (I love you)
knock knock
who’s there?
nicole
nicole who?
nicole never bothered me anyway !
I love it it was sooooooo good send me more!
These are so funny I was laughing just looking at these I loved the banana one!!! ???
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P.S. I have a joke how do wit describe a earwig answer: an aerie bug get it eary bug ?❤️????
My 8 year old Grandson tells me this joke at least 10 times a day…it’s not a knock knock joke…but it is funny…What do you call a cow with no legs?….Ground beef! …..he loves it and cracks up every time he says it.
Knock Knock
Whos there
Europe
Europe who? (You’re a poo).
Thats not very nice!
Knock knock
Love
You don’t know you you love
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca soda if you pack a sandwich!
knock knock
who’s there?
Lemme
Lemme who
Lemme kiss you.
Knock knock
who’s there?
Ollie
Ollie who
Ollie right
Hi Jillian,
Do you also have jokes for big kids like me(25 y)?
Thanks.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ann
Ann who?
An Irish Burglar
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Dave”
“Dave who?”
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
It’s the Police.
What do you want?
We just wanna talk
How many of you are there?
Two
Then talk to each other
“Knock… Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Please let me out.. I don’t like this game anymore.”
Knock knock jokes are …
Completely wasted on the homeless
We tried to perform a ‘Knock knock’ joke, but you weren’t in. Please ….
collect the punchline from our depot from 7am – 3pm, Monday – Thursday.
Oh no, I forgot one of the really good ones
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Control Freak – now you must say “Control freak who?”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
i eep
i eep who? (sounds kind of like “I eat poo”)
Ewwww that’s so gross!!!
So funny
Knock nock .who there bnnaa .banna who. Bnna split
I love all these jokes now i can beat my brother at knocks-thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock knock! Who’s there! Willis. Willis who! Will this joke make it to the top!
knock knock who’s there Caden Caden who caden doo
knock knock ,whos there ,i did ap,i did ap who, haha you just said you did a poo lol love this joke x
Knock knock
Who’s there
Harry
Harry who ?
Harry-up and open the door !
Knock knock
Who there
Etch
Etch who
Bless you
Knock knock
Whose there
A cow says
A cow says who
No a cow says mooooo
I love that joke it’s so funny
nice one i like it
Knock knock
Who there
Honey bee
Honey bee who
Honey bee a deer and get me some juice
you have filled my joy I cannot believe how happy I am right now, first time in a long time I have laughed in a long time what a crack up haha CLASSIC.
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
THE CHICKENS!
THE CHICKENS WHO?
THE CHICKENS MAD ALREADY WILL U PLZ OPEN THE DOOR!!!!
I Love all of these jokes
Me: will you remember me now
knieha: yes
Me: will you remember me next week
kniesh: yes
Me: will you remember me next month
kniesha: yes
Me: will you remember me next year
Kniesha: yes
Me: knock knock
Kniesha: who’s there
Me: you forgot me already
I made that up lol 🙂 :<)
I'm only 10 years old and I made that up lol
Why did the sea blush?
Because the seaweed!
One of my favorite knock knock jokes:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the mooovies
Knock knock.
Who’s there
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
and also
P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A minute?
P2 – Yes
P1 – An hour?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A day?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A month?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A year?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A decade?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A century?
P2 – Yes
P1- Knock knock!
P2- Who’s there?
P1 – You said you would remember me!!
ALSO
knock knock
who’s there
what are you eating under there
p2:under where
eeeeeeeewwwwwww your eating underwear
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Any who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year!
LOL VERY FUNNY NIKKI
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
(My two year old granddaughter’s favourite knock knock joke.)
My daughter loved this joke.
P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A minute?
P2 – Yes
P1 – An hour?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A day?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A month?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A year?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A decade?
P2 – Yes
P1 – A century?
P2 – Yes
P1- Knock knock!
P2- Who’s there?
P1 – You said you would remember me!!
why did the chicken cross the road.
to show that he wasn’t to chicken
what do u call a cow that has no legs
Ground Beef
Knock knock
who’s there?
let
let who
let me in its cold
My kids are so into puns amp; knock-knock jokes they #39;ll love this and minimal work for me to keep up with!
I really liked those jokes I think so.
Hahaha!! These are great. I know my boys will enjoy them. Thank you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbeque!