111 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids PRINTABLE Jokes

One of the best things about parenting is finding ways to make the kids laugh. M and M had so much fun with the silly jokes for kids, the birthday jokes, the corny jokes, and the riddles for kids I made into printable lunch box notes.

I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of knock knock jokes for kids. Of course, many of them are favorites from when I was a kid, but some are brand new to me.

Why do kids like knock, knock jokes?

Knock, knock jokes have structure, rhythm, and repetition. They’re easy to remember, and the punchline is predictable. You know where and when to laugh. All of this makes it easy to see why kids like knock, knock jokes so much.

Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids | Funny (and printable) Jokes for Kids

This knock, knock jokes for kids post was fun to put together. I was smiling the entire time. (Personally, I think it’s a list of the very best knock-knock jokes ever). I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it’s pointless.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches is the best way out of this. neighborhood?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash Who? No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts if you’ve got some!

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain once you let me in.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Con… Okay now you say. “Control freak who?”
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Bell going to start working again?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal pleasure to meet you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

If it’s animal knock-knock jokes you love, head over and check out all of the animal jokes for kids.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who! Who who? That’s what an owl says!
• Knock. knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
• Knock. knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey be a dear and get me some juice.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… Moo.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Just lion here on your doorstep.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice turtle walk any faster?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!

Camping Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Going camping? Maybe you’d like to have a camping joke fun to get you in the mood.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?
• Knock, knock. Who is there? Arthur! Arthur who? Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
• Knock, knock. Who is there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on with your camping.
• Knock, knock. Who is there? Colleen! Colleen who? Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me.

Ocean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Whether a beach trip is in the near future or just something you’re dreaming of, these ocean knock-knock jokes are just the thing. (Also, check out these beach jokes.)

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kelp. Kelp who? Kelp me! I’m floating away!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Bless you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!

Spring Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more spring laughs, check out the spring jokes for kids.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny you should ask.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Worm! Worm who? Worm in here, isn’t it?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? You’re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?

Summer Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more summer laughter, check out the summer jokes for kids.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbeque chicken is my favorite.

Winter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Become a comedian this winter; check out the winter jokes for kids.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is the coldest winter ever.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you.

Fall Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

For more fall laughs, check out the fall jokes for kids and Halloween knock-knock jokes!

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
• Knock, knock. Wool. Wool who? Wool you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva gotta bunch of leaves that need raking!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willie. Willie who? Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?

Food Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you to the moon and back!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask it’s top secret!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

We love celebrating birthdays with jokes!!

• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator for her birthday was a card.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? Art you going to a birthday party?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
• Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today!

Bad Knock Knock Jokes

Who doesn’t love a bad joke? Especially one that makes you smile just because of how dumb of a joke it is.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
• Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? ‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home so I came over to play!

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, put in your mailbox.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? A door is between me and you, open up!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Need a little help here.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo who? Anybody home?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose it’s running.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anakin. Anakin who? Anakin I get some candy, please?

What are the best knock-knock jokes appropriate for little kids?

Looking for a knock, knock joke for your 2-year-old or 4-year-old? These are simple enough to be appropriate for little kids.

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pee. Pee who? Pee-yew.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep vroom vroom!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to play outside!

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• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin time for dinner!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name silly.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, please.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word, and I’ll come in.

Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

We think they’re all funny – so you’ll have to tell us which one(s) you think are the funniest. You can let us know in the comments.

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I have had many parents share that their little ones are loving these knock knock jokes. If you’re in the same boat and are looking for more literacy fun, check out this Letter of the Week Pack.

For more giggly fun, check out these joke books for kids:

• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link

Common Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Questions

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How do you tell knock knock jokes with your kids?

First, say, “Kock knock.”

Pause and wait for them to say, “Who’s there?”

Answer with the first part of the joke – usually it’s just one or two words. Wait for your child to say “[the first part of the joke, one or two words you just shared], who?”

Then, you finish with the punch line!

Why do kids like knock knock jokes?

Kids love knock-knock jokes because they’re simple, they’re a way to interact and connect with others, and they’re usually full of silly surprises! The format of knock knock jokes is also really easy for kids to participate and makes it feel more like a game than a joke. Especially knock knock jokes that have a funny twist – it’s the kind of humor that makes kids laugh and want to tell over and over!