87 Sweet Candy Jokes and Candy Puns to Print and Share

If you have a sweet tooth, this collection of candy jokes, candy puns, and riddles will hit the spot. 

They’re perfect for sharing and adding to your candy-filled holiday.

We have a lot of jokes about food; see all of our food joke collections.

• What candy do you eat on the playground? – Recess pieces.
• What country did candy come from? – Sweeten
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? – A gummy bear!
• What do you call candy that was stolen? – Hot chocolate!
• What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy? – Trick-or-feet
• What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? – A marsbar!
• What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden? – Jelly beans!
• What type of candy is never on time? – choco-late.

What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare? – A lion that loves candy.

• What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole? – Ice crispy treats.
• Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? – Because he wanted sweet dreams!
• What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? – Chocolate chimp!
• What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? – A Kitty Kat bar!
• Who is the best candy (w)rapper? – Eminem!
• Why did the M&M go to school? – Because he wanted to be a Smartie!
• What do you call a sleeping candy? – A Kit Kat!
• Why did the candy go to the doctor? – Because it was feeling chocolatey!
• How do you spell candy with two letters? – C and Y

• What is the funniest candy of all? – A lol-lipop.
• Why did the candy go to outer space? – To find the Milky Way!
• What do you call a witch’s candy? – Hex-clusive!
• What do you call a ghost’s favorite candy? – Boo-berry!
• What is a tooth’s favorite candy? – Gum
• What do you call a peanut in a tuxedo? – An M&M in formal attire!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? – Because they make up everything, even candy!
• What do you get when you cross a candy and a bird? – A chirp-y!
• What’s Dracula’s favorite alcoholic drink and candy combo? – Red vines
• What’s a robot’s favorite candy? – A ‘Wall-E’pop
• How does candy laugh? – It snickers

Candy Cane Jokes

Tie a candy cane joke to your candy canes. Two sweet treats in one!

• What do you call a sharpened candy cane? – A spearmint.
• What does a candy cane say to another candy cane during a strong storm? – **Hurry**cane!
• Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck? – He was in charge of refresh mints.
• What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings? – A measure-mint device.

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• What’s red, white, and blue? -A sad candy cane.
• How do you fix a broken candy cane? – With a peppermint twist!
• Why was the candy cane so good at soccer? – It had a sweet kick!
• What’s a candy cane’s favorite dance move? – The peppermint twist!
• Why are candy canes excellent at math? – They can solve any problem with a sweet solution!
• How do you catch a candy cane thief? – Use a sweet trap!

Candy Corn Jokes

These candy corn jokes are funny any time of year!

• How do programmers like their candy corn? – Byte-sized!
• What parasites do candy corns get? – Gummy worms.
• Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy corn? – He didn’t have the stomach for it.
• Where do ghosts buy their candy corn? – At the ghostery store!
• What do you call candy corn at the beach? – Sandy corn!
• Where do ghosts buy their candy corn? – At the ghostery store!
• Whats a vegetarians favourite treat? – Candy Quorn!
• What do you get when you cross a werewolf and candy corn? – A corn dog 
• What kind of corn can you eat but never grow? – Candy corn. 

Riddles About Candy

Sweeten up your event with some candy riddles.

• I’m a food that is sweet. I’m red and white. I can be curled big or little. I’m a holiday treat. What am I? – Candy cane.
• I’m usually seen at Christmas, but I’m not a stocking or a bell. I am red and white in color. And shaped a bit like the letter J. What am I?  Candy cane.
• I sometimes come as a slab. And sometimes come as a chip. I sometimes come as a bar. Or fondue in which to dip. What could I be? – Chocolate.
• How can the word candy be spelled with 2 letters? C and y.
• I’m a candy that is very sticky. It can blow bubbles. You chew it, but don’t swallow. What am I? – Bubble gum.

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• I’m a candy that looks like a cloud. I come on a stick and I dissolve in your mouth. What am I? – Cotton candy
• A group of men walk into a candy store. There are two fathers and two sons. They each buy a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible? – There was a grandfather, a father, and a son.
• I purchased two different pieces of candy. Together they cost $1.10. One candy cost one dollar more than the other candy. What was the price of each piece of candy? – One was $0.05, and the other was $1.05.
• I am a stick that’s stuck in a ball of sweetness. What am I? – Lollipop

Candy Puns

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• That really mint a lot to me.
• That’s kinder sweet!
• The baby cat, got his favorite chocolate, it was cat-bury.
• You can teach an old dog new Twix.
• Gummy a big hug!
• A diet-conscious person couldn’t Reese-ist the candy which she had seen in the candy shop.
• I think I have a pretty mallow personality.
• Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie.
• A cat went to the shop and bought his favorite candy, a KitKat.
• Yes you candy!

I’m on a strict candy diet – I can only eat one Reese’s cup at a time.

• Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last long for someone like me with a sweet tooth.
• I’m really fondue (fond of) you.
• Candies don’t play Twix. They directly say I love you.
• The birds dug into the ground to have candy worms for dessert.
• The angry candy officer’s mood was in Hot Tamale.
• The two candy love birds promised to each other that nothing could come be-Twix-t them.
• Don’t jump the gum.
• They’ll mallow out as they get older.
• You’re the opposite of a Dud.
• I knew you were truffle when you walked in.

• Sorry I’m choco-late.
• Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
• I have a real addiction to candy, it’s just so ‘sweet’ious!
• My dentist told me to floss, but I prefer to ‘candy-cane’ instead.
• I had to stop eating chocolate, it was just too ‘mint’oxicating.
• I’m on a strict candy diet, I call it my ‘sweet’ cleanse.
• This candy bar is a real home run. It’s a Baby Ruth.
• A girl’s favorite candy is Her-she’s kisses.
• Wake me up before you cocoa.

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