Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids Perfect for Your Next Trip to the Zoo

These zoo jokes for kids are perfect for your next trip to the zoo. You could also add them to your zoo lesson plan. Of course, they are sure to get a laugh from anyone who loves zoo animals.

You might also like our collection of animal jokes, chicken jokes, and bee jokes.

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Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids

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  • What kind of snake would you find on a car? – A windshield viper.
  • Why are tigers terrible storytellers? – Because they only have one tail.
  • What kind of bird works at a construction site? – A crane.
  • What does a fish say after sharing a new idea? – Let minnow what you think.
  • What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? – An investigator.
  • What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? – A tiger has the mane part missing.
  • Why are snakes difficult to fool? – You can’t pull their leg.
  • Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? – They’re always spotted.
  • What color socks do bears wear? – They don’t wear socks, because they have bear feet.
  • What do you get when two giraffes collide? – A giraffic jam.

Elephant Jokes

  • How do elephants talk to each other? – On the ele-phone!
  • Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? – Because they only had one pair of trunks. 
  • What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? – Ella font.
  • Why are elephants bad dancers? – They have two left feet.
  • What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? – Swimming trunks!

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Bear Jokes

  • What do teddy bears do all day? – Stuff.
  • What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? – Its shadow!
  • What do you call a bear in the rain? – A drizzly bear.
  • What does a bear with crooked teeth need? – Bear-aces. 
  • What was the scary movie the bear refused to watch? – The Bear Witch Project.
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Giraffe Jokes

  • What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? – A “plane in the neck.”
  • What do you get when two giraffes collide? – A giraffic jam.
  • Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? – It was neck and neck.
  • Why don’t giraffes like fast food? – Because they can’t catch it!
  • Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? – It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Zebra Jokes

  • What’s black and white and red all over? – A zebra with a sunburn.
  • Why do zebras have stripes? – Because they don’t want to be spotted.
  • Why do zebras always have great parties? – Because they know how to “whinny”!
  • What do you call a group of zebra musicians? – A “striped” band.
  • What is black and white and has red dots all over? – A zebra with chickenpox
  • What is the difference between a zebra and a horse? – A zebra has its pyjamas on

Flamingo Jokes

  • Why do flamingos love being on stage? – They’re naturals at flamenco dancing!
  • Why did the flamingo go to the art gallery? – To see some “flamazing” works of art!
  • What can you do for a hurt flamingo? – Give it medical tweetment.
  • What’s a flamingo’s favorite outdoor game? – Catch “fish”!
  • What’s the opposite of a flamingo? – A flamin-stop.
  • Why do flamingos always carry a cell phone? – In case they need to wing someone!
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Hippo Jokes

  • What’s a hippo’s favorite type of music? – Hip hop!
  • What do you call a hippo with wings? – Hippothetical
  • What do you call a lying hippo? – A hippocrite
  • What do you call a hippo who thinks he is ill? – A hippochndriac
  • What did the dog say to the hippopotamus? – Woof.
  • What do you call a hippo standing on one leg? – A hoppo!

Gorilla Jokes

  • Why should you never fight a Gorilla? – They know king kong fu.
  • Why do gorillas have really big fingers? – Because they have really big nostrils!
  • What’s a gorilla’s favourite fruit? – An ape-ricot!
  • What did the gorilla businessman specialize in? – Monkey business.
  • What is a gorilla’s favorite biscuit? – Chocolate chimp!
  • What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk? – Find another place to sit.
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