Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids Perfect for Your Next Trip to the Zoo

These zoo animal jokes for kids are perfect for your next trip to the zoo. You could also add them to your zoo lesson plan. Of course, they are sure to get a laugh from anyone who loves zoo animals.

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Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids

• What kind of snake would you find on a car? – A windshield viper.
• Why are tigers terrible storytellers? – Because they only have one tail.
• What kind of bird works at a construction site? – A crane.
• What does a fish say after sharing a new idea? – Let minnow what you think.
• What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? – An investigator.
• What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? – A tiger has the mane part missing.
• Why are snakes difficult to fool? – You can’t pull their leg.
• Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? – They’re always spotted.
• What color socks do bears wear? – They don’t wear socks, because they have bear feet.
• What do you get when two giraffes collide? – A giraffic jam.

Elephant Jokes

• How do elephants talk to each other? – On the ele-phone!
• Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? – Because they only had one pair of trunks. 
• What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? – Ella font.
• Why are elephants bad dancers? – They have two left feet.
• What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? – Swimming trunks!

Bear Jokes

• What do teddy bears do all day? – Stuff.
• What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? – Its shadow!
• What do you call a bear in the rain? – A drizzly bear.
• What does a bear with crooked teeth need? – Bear-aces. 
• What was the scary movie the bear refused to watch? – The Bear Witch Project.

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