Funny Egg Jokes to Get Egg-Cited About

Eggs are known to be a good source of energy. But we must be mindful of the amount we take for we don’t want our blood pressure to rise. One way to enjoy eggs that will not give you high blood pressure is reading these egg jokes.

For an additional source of laughter, you can also check out these chicken jokes, good morning jokes, and lunchbox jokes.

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Funny Egg Jokes

• What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? – Fry-day.
• Why did the egg cross the road? – To get to the Shell station.
• Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? – They called her a shell-out.
• Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? – Inside an egg-loo.
• What do you call a scared egg? – Terri-fried!
• Why was the egg late for school? – He didn’t study for the eggs-am.
• How did the hen get to work so fast? – She used the eggs-press lane.
• What did the hen say to her chick? – Don’t you egg-nore me!
• How does a hen leave her coop? – Through the eggs-it.
• What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? – “Try to lay off eggs for a while!”
• Where can you go to learn more about eggs? – The hen-cyclopedia.
• How do you make an egg roll? – Just give it a little push.
• What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? – It scrambled.
• Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? – Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
• What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? – “Have an eggs-tra special day!”
• Where do penguins keep all of their chilled eggs? – Inside of an egg-loo.
• What do you call a city with 25 million eggs? – New Yolk City.
• How do hunters like their eggs? – Poached.
• What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? – An eggs-plorer.
• What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? – Egg-scuse me.
• What was the motivation egg speaker’s slogan? – Sunny side up.
• What did Snow White name her hen? – Egg White.
• How do you know if a chef is mean? – He beats all the eggs.
• Who tells the best eggs puns? – The comedy-hens.
• How do eggs get around? – Using the eggs-press bus.
• Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? – They’re egg-stinct.
• Do you know any good egg jokes? – I’ve got a dozen of ’em.

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For more giggly fun, check out these books:

• Best Joke Books for 7-year-olds
• Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• Laugh-out-Loud Jokes for Kids (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link
• National Geographic Kids Just Joking (check it out on Amazon here) – Affiliate link