78 Hilarious Tennis Jokes and Tennis Puns PRINTABLE

Serve up a laugh or two with these tennis jokes and tennis puns. You can even print them out and bring them along on your next trip to the court!

Tennis Jokes

Enjoy some tennis jokes that are great for kids and adults!

Which tennis tournament never closes? – The U.S. OPEN.
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court? – Annette
Why are fish never good tennis players? – They don’t like getting close to the net.
How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb? – None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”
Why was the tennis court so loud? – Because all the players raised a racket.
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? – “See you round..”
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? – To them, “Love” means nothing.
Where do ghosts play tennis? – On a tennis corpse!
What kind of phone does Serena Williams own? – An iPhone 10S!
Why do tennis players have high self-esteem? – They never think they have any faults!

Why did the tennis player bring a ladder? To reach new heights in his serves.
In tennis, what do you serve but never eat? – Tennis balls!
Why is tennis a noisy game? – Because each player raises a racket.
Why are spiders great tennis players? – Cause they have great topspin.
Why did the tennis player charge the net? – She ran out of cash.
What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend? – Homeless

Where do tennis players go when they need a new racquet? The net store.
How do tennis players stay in touch? They use net-working.
Why do tennis balls never get lost? Because they always find their courts.
How do you start a teddy bear tennis match? With a soft serve.
Why did the scarecrow become a great tennis player? He was outstanding in his field.
What is a vampire’s favorite tennis play? – A blood-y serve.
Why was the tennis player always calm? – Because they knew how to ace every situation.

What does a tennis player use to calculate their taxes? – A racket-computer.
Why don’t tennis players ever ask for directions? – Because they’re always looking to find their own way to the net.
Where do tennis players go to dance? – A tennis ball!
What’s a tennis player’s favorite type of music? “Racquet” beats, of course!
Did you hear about the tennis player who opened a bakery? He specializes in “love”-ly pastries!
How do tennis players greet each other? “Net”-working, of course!
What’s a tennis player’s favorite fruit? “Racquet”berries.
Why did the tennis player bring a backpack to the match? To “serve” some snacks!
What did the tennis ball say when it got hit? – Who’s making all the racquet?
What was Serena Williams’ favorite number? – Tenn-is her favorite number.
What time does Andy Murray got to bed? – Tennish.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport? – Stable Tennis.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? – When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why was the tennis player fed up with all the condescending comments about his performance? – He was tired of all the backhanded insults.
Why do tennis players have low self esteem? – Because they have so many faults.
Why did they call that player the Love Master? – Because he sucks at tennis.
Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest in tennis balls? – ‘Cause they have such a high rate of return!
What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? – Volleywood!
Why were Martina Navratilova’s neighbors angry? – Because she made a big racquet.
Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? – So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

It’s time to rally up some laughter with these tennis puns!

She said she’d rally behind me, but I think she meant only during the match.
I tried to explain the rules, but it was all net and no gain.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
John McEnroe gave me his broken tennis racket, no strings attached.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
I could ace this conversation if I wanted to, but I prefer a longer rally.
Let’s not get court up in semantics, let’s just enjoy the game.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.

You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Tennis terms are a serve-tastic way to spice up a conversation, don’t you think?
When life gives you a tough match, just remember: it’s all about the follow-through.
In tennis and in life, it’s important to call the shots.

Bring some laughs along with your racket to your next tennis match. Print these tennis jokes and tennis puns.