I almost kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.

Turns over a new leaf

Dog Puns

The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.

That dog is so beautiful that she should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.

Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.

I’m all about the pug life.

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