Who doesn’t love a good chicken joke? I’ve collected all your favorite silly jokes about chickens in one place. Kids and grown-ups can read them here or print them out to share some laughs later.
Along with the funny chicken jokes, you’ll find chicken knock-knock jokes, why did the chicken cross the road jokes, and chicken riddles. Enjoy!
What day do chickens hate most?
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Fry-day!
Why did the chicken join the band?
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Because he had the drumsticks!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
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An alarm cluck!
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
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The drumstick.
Who takes care of chickens?
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The chicken tender.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
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Pooched eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
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Hard-boiled eggs.
How do chickens bake a cake?
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From scratch!
Why did the egg hide?
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Because she was a little chicken.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
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He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
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“Ouch!”
What did the chicken call her mischievous egg?
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A practical yolker!
What did the chicken say to his family on the weekend?
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Let’s have a peck-nics.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken, who?
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Just chicken to see who’s in there.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bach. Bach who?
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Bach, bach I’m a chicken.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken, who?
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Chicken to see if you’ll let me in.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken, who?
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I would like to chicken to my room.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know. To get to your house. – Knock, knock. Who’s there?
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The chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
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To get to the other side faster.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
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Because the chicken retired.
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